Can I interest any of you kind ladies in a game of yahoo chess and some financial domination/tease and denial?

The rules are simple:

For each pawn of mine that you take, I pay you $5.

For each pawn of yours that I take, I get 5 strokes of my cock.

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For each rook of mine that you take, I pay you $10.

For each rook of yours that I take, I get 10 strokes plus you have to insult me five times.

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For each knight of mine that you take, I pay you $15

For each knight of yours that I take, I get 15 strokes and you have to send a picture of your socks.

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For each knight of mine that you take, I pay you $20

For each knight of yours that I take, I get 20 and you have to send me a picture of your panties.

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If you take my queen then I pay you $50

If I take your queen, then I get 50 strokes and you have to insult my little cock as I stroke.

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If I take your king, then I get to cum.

If you take my king, I pay you $100, I don't get to cum. And I have to beg you to play from the start.

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Of course, I will pay a fee upfront for your time. Say a $25 gc for amazon? Or something similar.

Please message me if you are interested.

kelvin x