This year the whole family decided that we will spend Christmas at our Grany's. Wow i love that house and love going to Massachusetts. My Grandpa has this big ol' house, must have about 10 bedrooms and supercool attic. This was my Dad's house he grew up here with his 6 other brothers and sisters. So yes, it a really big family. Let us count 6 ant's and uncles's x 2 12, 26 cousins and god knows how many new kids.Girlfriends and boyfriends why bring them? that's only on my dad's side. Does this all have a point? Yes it does. 

During christmas, you get to spend time with family. But the more your grow up you realize that the least thing they want to do is be with each other. I remember when i was a kid i used to play with my cousins and really enjoyed it. Now it's more conversational and 4 things you are sure to happen during these days.

 1) Some one will always get really drumk and cause a scene. 

This year the honor went to  my lovely uncle Doug, he actually thought he could slide down the staircase rail and not hurt him self. I have to be honest, at the time we were cheering for him. 

2) One of your uncle's is going to grab your ass and tell you that you have grownn.

Why is this, every year this happen. I don't mind that ass grabbing but i do mind the perv look they have when they say it. it not like the girls gor around grabbing cocks and saying wow you are getting bigger. Luckily it like -10 out there and we are all coverd up. Better than being home next to the pool when you know all your uncle eyes and cousins are on your everytime you get in and out of the pool.

3) Every one asks your why are you still single? WTF!! the boys tell you they have a friend that you would be perfect for. and the girls ask you if your putting out. what's the deal with that.

and finaly number 4

4) You always have a cousin who thinks there might be the possibility you will fuck his brains out. or maybe more than one. Always trying to give you more drink so that you'll drop your gaurd and inhibitions. Always talking about sex and how school is going and who hooked up with who in the offce.

 So christmases are getting harder  and longer for some reason. and if i were to have sex at all this week, it would be with one of the servernts and not my cousins (although i would make an exeption for one). 

 Merry Christmas and a Happy new year.