MMM, I had quite a dream the other night.

It was Christmas Eve, and I had woken up in the middle of the night, parched, so I went to go get something to drink in the kitchen, catching Santa Claus at the tree. He said I was naughty for catching him, and proceeded to spank me which only made me moan with arousal. Before I knew it he had me bent over the couch, and was filling me with his special blend of Christmas Cheer, and his pole was definitely pointing due north.

Some of santa's helpers came down wondering what was taking santa so long, and those elves joined in, fucking my holes so nice and deep while Santa called me a ho-ho-ho. 

Santa said it wasn't fair that we'd left the reindeer idle so long, so he used his magic to get me to the roof, where each deer in turn took turns mounting me. Holes gaping and fucked raw and sore, he tied me up with a ribbon and dropped me off as a gift from Santa to some horny guys a bit down on their luck, spending the evening not with family, but at a bar. There I was ganged on the pool table, every hole filled, every hole fucked, and cum covering me from head to toe. 

In the middle of that glorious gang bang is unfortunately when my alarm woke me up. isn't that always the way?