Every year for about the last 12 years, my wife has asked me "what would you like for a Christmas present?". Each year, I've replied "Some pictures of you nude", each time Santa has not been my friend Once upon a time, at some point over the holiday period, she'd let me snap a few of her. Lately, no- this has me a little puzzled, back in the day, you had to take film in to have it developed and printed. This meant that there were likely to be copies made by the print lab geek. Now with digital imaging, the only way for a third party to see "private shots" is if they are "shared".

Not many sleeps till Christmas, wonder if I'll get lucky this year