This evening I arrived in Gran Canaria. The plane was full of gay men coming here for the fetish weekend. It was a coincidence the fetish weekend was on the same weekend I was coming here (I just came here to smear my shit over my body, and piss over myself in public) but I might go along to the clubs one evening to have a look. Apparently a couple of the clubs have "pissing areas" in them, intriguing.

Tomorrow morning is the first full day of my five day stay here. I have a rough plan for the day. I will get up and go straight out to the shops for food, for breakfast and a pack-lunch. I'm staying in a hotel in Playa del Ingles, and there are lots of shops and supermarkets in every direction. I'm not going to piss or shit before I leave my hotel. In fact the toilet in my hotel room is not going to be used once for the whole time I'm here! I'm usually bursting to pee when I wake up so I will be wiggling all the way out onto the street. I'll be wearing flip-flops, a t-shirt, and a black pair of small, loose and very thin running shorts. Anyone can clearly see the outline of my cock through the thin material. I chose black because it is difficult to tell when they are soaked in piss. As soon as I am in a part of the street where I think no-one is looking, I am going to let all my piss flood out. I will probably cup my hands over my pissing cock so I can feel my warm piss gushing out. It will pour through my shorts, down my legs and onto the pavement as I'm walking to the shops. I wonder if anyone will notice my wet shorts and legs in the supermarket.

Obviously I will have to wait until I get back to my hotel room before I can shit. This might be difficult as my bowels are already full this evening, I can feel the shit trying to push out, and I've just stuffed myself with a huge pizza.  As soon as I get in from the shops I will strip and sit on the sofa. I have covered the sofa in a big plastic mat that I brought with me. Once I have covered myself head to toe in lots of shit and more piss I'm going to relax and have breakfast. Then a quick shower and out to the beaches.

From when I wake and all day I will be drinking lots of water for extra piss. Walking to the beach I will be wearing my shorts again and pissing as I'm walking. When I get to the beach I will change into my tiny speedos, which are three sizes too small and even more revealing. As soon as I get to the nudist beaches I will be naked. The nudist beaches go on for miles, and you can wander over the sand dunes and into the trees and bushes which is a huge dogging area. I wonder what reaction I will get when I piss over myself in front of the people who are fucking and sucking in the sun.

The next and every other day will have a similar routine. But I want to vary the way I shit in the morning. Tomorrow will probably be just sitting and shitting into my hands. One morning will be shitting into my hand while I'm standing in the kitchenette making breakfast. Another idea is to wear Y-fronts to the shops so I can shit while I'm walking along the street. Does anyone have any suggestions?

At the end of each day I will be writing a blog about how the day went, and I will be uploading lots of pictures. Thanks for reading xx