So I met this girl and we hit it offf pretty good. She was hot and liked to fuck. Life was good, she hated porn but that's ok, not like I jerked off in front of her. Anyhow, we're visiting some friends of mine and I want some pussy so I go for it, she's like all upset, maybe cause her kid is in the room. Anyhow she tells me to "use my hand" which kinda pisses me off. So when I get home,I  throw on my Brtney Spears cd and start fappin to some photos of her niece (yeah she's legal, goes to college, a guy she knows friended me on facebook ... turns out she's a freaky slut...). Anyhow to make a long story short,

I guess Chritine starts feeling guilty about the shity way she treated me and comes over to appologize....So she walks in and I'm jerking off to her niece's walk of shame photos while Britney's singing "Hit me Baby One More Time". Needless to say ... this did not end well. Thus my avatar.