Yesterday, Richard came to visit me. I looked forward to shag with him, and didn't hide it. He said that I still had much to learn, e. g. not being that blunt with my sexual desires. As much as they are appreciated, it's not going down well with most men if a bimboesque babe is the one initiating sex. He said, he'll teach me more about that in times to come, but I should always be aware that a bimbo is the more attractive the more she appears to be docile, harmless, even somewhat clueless and dimwitted. "And", he said with a smile, "looking at your now almost always slightly parted lips, I suppose you do agree, don't you?"

Well, I do-of course.

"Fine", he said, "then I want to go out with you. I've got two tickets for the opera saturday night." I must have looked quite baffled: "The opera? But that sounds quite boring." - "No," he replied, "it surely isn't." - "But I don't know a bit about such stuff, and when they sing, I don't understand a word." - "No worries, honey," he said, "nobody will ask you something about the art of it or your opinion about the underlying meaning of the stage design. At least not, if it's clear to them that you are just a bimbo. They are supposed to be light-headed, remember?"

"Well, hm, yes. I see. But how do they know? And, besides, I don't have something to wear at such a place."

"Then we will have to change that immediately! It's all about appereance, sweetheart. At least in the case of a bimbo, there's nothing "beneath", a bimbo is the incarnation of superficiality. All you have to care about is to look hot and inviting. That's it." I smiled at him.

"And theaters, operas and the like are perfect places to do so. That has been that way for centuries. Do you know the Roman poet Ovid?" I wanted to reply that I've already heared of him, but then I hesitated and said: "No, why?" Richard's face showed a broad smile: "Good girl," he said, "well, Ovid wrote that most people go to such events not only because they want to see, but more often because they want to be seen. And, if I my say, for a bimbo, this is the *only* reason. So, my little nitwit, all we have to do is to make sure that you'll look gorgeous, don't we? Get your shoes, it's shopping time!"