Flipping channels I just Susan Lucci selling her bullshit cream.  From her soap "All My Children" to "Dancing With The Stars" Susan Lucci has shopped herself to viewers.  I think the 60-something star should explore the porn world and exploit her "Youth Essence" infomercial into a porn series.  Image a series were Susan fucks and sucks the "Youthful Essence" out of studs less than half her age until their sticky essence is all over her face.  I think people would eat it up, and the protein would be good for her face!