The holiday was great, good food, good wine, good company and good weather.

Now it's back to the 9 to 5 and to the same old bombardment from men with thinking penises. Well it seems that's what they do! Half a moments reflection might argue for a different approach to a woman who clearly states her position, and equally clearly states what she expects from the weaker sex! So there you have it, don't bother me if you're waving a length of engorged flesh in my face - it really doesn't do it for me lads! Kneel at my feet and beg forgiveness, and I may relent - I may relent.