Hello, dear reader, wherever you may be!

I'm an idiot! And to highlight that point, Roomie slapped me on the ass this morning not once, but three times. Deservingly so, it must be added. In yesterday's blog, I was supposed to insert the following link:

Sappho Surprise Volume One     http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005FCIRKI

Instead, as Roomie kindly pointed out, I spent the majority of the blog describing bowel movements and listed -- for the second straight entry -- the link for Sappho Surprise Volume Two - A Camper's Tale. Hence, her sharp slap to my panty-clad ass at 6:40 a.m. in the kitchen of our fourth-story penthouse. She followed up her sneak attack (I was preparing tea AND had kindly brewed her coffee, I might add!) by subjecting me to a wedgie. With the fabric filling my crotch and exposing my cheeks, she provided a stinging shot to each side of my rump and delivered the following zinger to boot:

"O my god, your ass wiggles like Jell-o!"

Thanks, Roomie, and good morning to you, too. I'm taking that as a compliment.

She then informed me of my listing faux pas, which I am attempting to correct here and now. It was actually a rather nice morning afterward -- we sat on the couch for the better part of a half hour and visited. Roomie feels she's gaining weight -- I would peg her at about 140 pounds (61 kgs or ten stone) -- which she said benefits her boob size. The upside, apparently, ends there! She is also hot on this new "friend" she's met in the city and is hoping their relationship will develop over time. I think I see her falling in love before my very eyes!

I did ask Roomie if she would consider helping me with some literary research sometime. The next story I'm writing will involve spanking and, as it has been some time since I've been properly paddled, I was hoping she would step up and volunteer for discipline duty. There was no hesitation on her part, which probably should give me cause for concern, right? hahaha. Or not. Anyway, that's what good friends are for and I know Roomie will do a proper job of it when the time comes.

Well, must run. One more cup of tea before heading out into the dreary world of the Mall Store. I wish you all well, the best of health, and happiness from head-to-toe!