First of all, let's get one thing straight:  I've done the math . . . and I know that, if you start at one second after midnight on the morning of January 1st of any given year--beginning with my VHS assortment and then moving on to the DVDs--you could continue watching 'round the clock, day in & day out, until midnight of that same year's December 31st and still not finish watching my entire collection of porn flicks . . . and that includes a year with a Leap Day in it!  In fact, you probably wouldn't get finished with the first run until about Easter of the next year . . . and wouldn't that be a sight:  While the rest of the Christian world is celebrating the alleged resurrection of Christ, you could be sitting there in your easy chair as naked as you want to be . . . rejoicing at the rising of your cock as you watch my fuck-tastic parody of "The X-Files," celebrating in the end at your explosion of cum whiter than Jesus' heavenly robe . . .

But that's only part of the story . . .

I've subscribed to the "Big 3"--Playboy, Penthouse & Hustler--since I first became legally able, and I pick up copies of other mags any time a cover or caption jumps out at me . . . which means that I've got a pretty good damn collection going of shit like Fox, Barely Legal, Naughty Neighbors, and anything else that strikes my fancy.  Hell, just two months ago, a family three houses down from my sister had a yard sale . . . and for just $50, I walked away with five milk-crates of High Society & Cheri & the like . . . plus a quick bathroom bj from the mother of the house.  (Not a bad way to spend a Saturday morning, right?)

Then there are my picture-CDs . . . .  I like cruising around sites--porn ones, sure, but not necessarily; Flickr & Facebook & other main-liners also give up some really wonderful stuff if you know where to look--so I can download any shots that . . . well . . . that move me, and then I save them to the appropriate CD, depending on the category to which I think they belong.  (For those of you keeping score, I've got 11 major categories I save by:  nude & non-nude babes; blowjobs; tit-tucks; self-pics; lesbians; girls kissing; double- , triple- , and even massive-penetration . . . and, of course, everyone's favorite, miscellaneous.  Sure, there's some overlap . . . but somehow I make it work.)

Why do I have all this?  The answer is simple, really:  I love looking at girls of all ages, regardless of what they're wearing or doing . . . though I admit that my attention increases with every article of clothing they discard. . . .  And this tendency of mine just proves something I've believed for a long, long time now:  A girl's body ALWAYS has monetary value . . . .

More on this to come . . .