1. First and foremost, we should suck your cock often, like whenever you tell us, and we better act like we love giving blowjobs all the time, to so you don't need to go find someone else to do it.

2. You can shoot it all over our faces.

3. My ears are NOT handles. but my hair is! You can push on my head but you might make me gag and get puked on...

4. We don't care HOW relaxed you get' it is NEVER OK to fart.

5. Having my period means you get a bj every day it's not your fault I am out of service, you have needs, plus stuffing your cock in my mouth means you won’t have to listen to me bitch and whine

6. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you, I’m not done. Once I start sucking you off, I don’t have the right to stop until you cum or you tell me to stop.

7. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it

8. Sure I’ll do it while you watch TV; I'll even get you a beer first!

9. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, brag about how good and how often your girl sucks your cock.

10. If it’s awake when you get up I should kiss it good morning. I should kiss it goodnight also...

11. Just because we just had sex as the main course doesn't mean I don't have to offer you a blowjob as desert.

12. Yes that includes anal sex.

13. I better wear what you want me to, if that’s just 6" stripper heels and a smile. Ok, if it’s a cheerleader outfit, I'll get one.

14. Yes you can take pictures - video too

15. If you ask me to use my feet I better

Ok tell me what you think

MALES - should I add more, does this sound good to you

FEMALES - Are these true or would you like more added