Some of us got a bit tired of watching the tennis on tv, paris open then wimbldon and we talked about it in the bar.

One guy said could you imagine having having oral sex with a female tennis player after a final.

So me being me and into lesbians, had a thought flash through my mind,what if the winner could screw the woman who lost with a strap on and have sex with her, i think the worst player would soon impove, or maybe she would get worse.

I had visions of the play speeding up with a lesbian winner and a straight looser, the score board would be going round like a space rocket.