Yesterday Derrick and I stumbled across a lady in her middle to late 50’s at Dillards in the Oak Park Mall.  The bitch was blonde with a nice rack about 5’3” or 5’4”, and dressed to the hilt like she was someone’s well-kept wife.  We could see she was eating up the attention.  We followed her out to her Escalade in the parking garage.  She finally caved in and gave us her name and address.  We followed Vicky over to her home on West 95th.  It took some colossal charming and trickery to get her into her bedroom.  It was easy to tell two niggers in bed was well beyond her comfort zone, and it was obvious that Vicky was not into facials.  Her husband must be a pretty boring dude in bed.  I feel comfortable in saying we gave this AARP eligble bitch the ride of her life.