Here's a rough draft of the rules.

Pump Poker

Rules:

1. Each player starts out with 1 inflatable plug inserted.

2. Starting funds are 500 chips.

3. Plugs start out deflated.

4. Dealer switches between players, and poker games are dealers choice.

5. All winnings are matched by the bank. If the total pot is 1000 chips, you get an additional 1000 from the bank.

6. Additional funds (500) can be purchaced for 1 pump of your plug.

7. Funds can be spent in the following ways:

a. 1000 chips - 1 pump to another player.

b. 2000 chips - 3 pumps to another player.

c. 4000 chips - 5 pumps to another player.

d. 5000 chips - deflate your plug.

8. If at anytime, you admit defeat, you are required to fulfil one dare of the winner.