Desi porn. Particularly Desi men with white women. Which is next to impossible to find. Why aren't more white female porn stars fucking Indian men? What is wrong with you white women? I'm sure there are plenty of of Indian men who will fuck you.

And yes, there are Desi men in porn, they just aren't fucking white women. And if they are, why aren't the clips on the internet? It's baffling.

It's almost as baffling as two gay little people porn. That's been my life's project. To see two male little people getting it on. Other than in that howler of a movie with Matthew McConagahy.