Ok everyone, see what you think of this, and if you aren't turned on by it, well don't read it or waste your time commenting on the obvious problems with it!  Problems are ok for real life and documentaries but this is sexual fantasy! So if you are turned on by it, I'd like to read your comments!  I'm going to introduce my girlfriend to the low risk version and see what she thinks.  Will let you know how I get on!  Last week we didn't use any birth control and I had no idea where she was in her cycle, (so risky I know!) and even though I didn't cum in her, I still have a real hangover headache about it!  But it was definately an experience I will remember and definately one I'll want to repeat.  Afterall, if you don't live life to the max, you end up with I should haves and regrets! Anyway, please feel free to comment, that's why we are all here innit?!    

Underwear and Rhythm Method Low Risk

• Only allowed on the first 3 days or 21 days after Girl's period. In between these days sex is not allowed. Only oral sex is allowed.

• Boy is not allowed to have cum within the last 24 hours in order to save up his cum.

• Girl must wear a loose fitting pair of pants so they can be easily pulled to one side in any position.

• Boy can enter Girl if she pulls her pants to one side but no full in and out movement.

• In and out movement by Boy and or Girl can only happen if Girl's pants are pulled down. Girl's pants are not be pulled down by more than 2 inches at any one time.

• If Boy pulls Girl's pants down, then Girl can massage Boy's ball sack for not more than 30 seconds.

• If Girl pulls her pants down, then Boy can move in and out of Girl. The number of in and out movements may not be more than 30.

• If at any time Girl thinks Boy is leaking pre-cum into her, she may ask Boy to pull out in order to check. Girl may use her hands to wipe any pre-cum off. Boy and Girl can decide to continue or have 69 oral sex.

• If Boy needs to cum then he must not cum inside Girl, Boy must pull out and cum outside of her.

• If Girl's pants end up around her ankles, then she can take one leg out of her pants and pull them back up to her waist around one leg.

• Girl and Boy may then re-start pulling down her pants 1-2 inches for in and movements and ball sack messaging as before.

• If Girl's pants end up around her ankle then Boy can only move in and out of Girl if she massages his ball sack.

• Girl's pants can only be completely taken off by both her and Boy.

• If Girl's pants are taken off, then Boy may nearly start cumming inside Girl before he must pull out and cum on her.

• If Girl's pants are removed then Lorrain and Boy may move on to the medium risk version in 2 months time.

Underwear and Rhythm Method Medium Risk

• Only allowed on the first 5 days or 11 days after Girl's period. In between these days sex is not allowed. Only oral sex is allowed.

• Boy is not allowed to have cum within the last 2 days in order to save up his cum.

• Girl must wear a loose fitting pair of pants so they can be easily pulled to one side in any position.

• Boy can enter Girl if she pulls her pants to one side but no full in and out movement.

• In and out movement by Boy and or Girl can only happen if Girl's pants are pulled down. Girl's pants are not be pulled down by more than 2 inches at any one time.

• If Boy pulls Girl's pants down, then Girl can massage Boy's ball sack for not more than 60 seconds.

• If Girl pulls her pants down, then Boy can move in and out of Girl. The number of in and out movements may not be more than 60.

• If at any time Girl thinks Boy is leaking pre-cum into her, she may ask Boy to pull out in order to check. Girl may use her hands to wipe any pre-cum off but her hands must then be put inside her and Boy's mouth. Boy and Girl can decide to continue or have 69 oral sex.

• If Boy needs to cum then he must not cum inside Girl, Boy must pull out and cum outside of her.

• If Girl's pants end up around her ankles, then she can take one leg out of her pants and pull them back up to her waist around one leg.

• Girl and Boy may then re-start pulling down her pants 1-2 inches for in and movements and ball sack messaging as before.

• If Girl's pants end up around her ankle then Boy can only move in and out of Girl if she massages his ball sack. If Boy needs to cum, then he must not cum inside Girl.

• Girl's pants can only be completely taken off by both her and Boy.

• If Girl's pants are taken off, then in and out movement is only allowed if Boy or Girl say; "I want to cum in you", "I want you to cum in me". Each time either phrase is said, 10 in and out movements are allowed. Both Boy and Girl may not say their phrase more than twice without the other saying their phrase.

• If Girl's pants are completely removed, Boy may very nearly start to cum inside Girl before he must pull out and cum on her.

• If Girl's pants are removed then Girl and Boy may move on to the high risk version in 3 months time.

Underwear and Rhythm Method High Risk

• Only allowed on the first 7 days or 12 days after period. In between these days sex is not allowed. Only oral sex is allowed.

• Boy is not allowed to have cum within the last 3 days in order to save up his cum.

• Girl must wear a loose fitting pair of pants so they can be easily pulled to one side in any position.

• Boy can enter Girl if she pulls her pants to one side but no full in and out movement.

• In and out movement by Boy and or Girl can only happen if Girl's pants are pulled down. Girl's pants are not be pulled down by more than 2 inches at any one time.

• If Boy pulls Girl's pants down, then Girl can massage Boy's ball sack for not more than 90 seconds.

• If Girl pulls her pants down, then Boy can move in and out of Girl. The number of in and out movements may not be more than 90.

• If at any time Girl thinks Boy is leaking pre-cum into her, she may ask Boy to pull out in order to check. Girl can use her mouth to remove and pre-cum and then kiss Boy on the mouth. Boy and Girl can decide to continue or have 69 oral sex.

• If Boy needs to cum then he must not cum inside Girl, Boy must pull out and cum outside of her.

• If Girl's pants end up around her ankles, then she can take one leg out of her pants and pull them back up to her waist around one leg.

• Girl and Boy may then re-start pulling down her pants 1-2 inches for in and movements and ball sack messaging as before.

• If Girl's pants end up around her ankle then Boy can only move in and out of Girl if she massages his ball sack. If Boy needs to cum, then he must not cum inside Girl.

• Girl's pants can only be completely taken off by both her and Boy.

• If Girl's pants are taken off, then in and out movement is only allowed if Boy or Girl say; "I want to cum in you", "I want you to cum in me". Each time either phrase is said, 20 in and out movements are allowed. Both Boy and Girl may not say their phrase more than twice without the other saying their phrase.

• If Girl's pants are completely removed, Boy may start to cum inside Girl before he must pull out and cum on her.

• If Girl's pants are removed then Girl and Boy may move on to the very high risk version in 4 months time.

Underwear and Rhythm Method Very High Risk

• Allowed on any days after period but must be between 8-12 days after Girl's period as many times as possible.

• Boy is not allowed to have cum within the last four days in order to save up his cum.

• Girl must wear a loose fitting pair of crotch-less pants so they allow easy access to her.

• Boy can enter Girl at any time but no full in and out movement.

• In and out movement by Boy and or Girl can only happen if Girl's pants are pulled down. Girl's pants are not be pulled down by more than 2 inches at any one time.

• If Boy pulls Girl's pants down, then Girl can massage Boy's ball sack for not more than 120 seconds.

• If Girl pulls her pants down, then Boy can move in and out of Girl. The number of in and out movements may not be more than 120.

• If at any time Girl thinks Boy is leaking pre-cum into her, she may ask Boy to pull out in order to check. Girl can use her mouth to remove and pre-cum and then kiss Boy on the mouth. Boy and Girl can decide to continue or have 69 oral sex.

• If Boy needs to cum then he must tell Girl; "I am close to cumming" in order for him to wait until he is no longer close to cumming. Boy can stay inside Girl or pull out until he is ready to continue.

• If Girl's pants end up around her ankles, then she can take one leg out of her pants and pull them back up to her waist around one leg.

• Girl and Boy may then re-start pulling down her pants 1-2 inches for in and movements and ball sack messaging as before.

• If Girl's pants end up around her ankle then Boy can only move in and out of Girl if she massages his ball sack. If Boy needs to cum, then he must tell Girl; "I am close to cumming" in order for him to wait until he is no longer close to cumming. Boy can stay inside Girl or pull out until he is ready to continue.

• Girl's pants can only be completely taken off by both her and Boy.

• If Girl's pants are taken off, then in and out movement is only allowed if Boy or Girl say; "I want to cum in you", "I want you to cum in me". Each time either phrase is said, 30 in and out movements are allowed. Both Boy and Girl may not say their phrase more than twice without the other saying their phrase.

• If Girl's pants are completely removed, Boy may only cum inside Girl if the phrases "I want to make you pregnant" and "I want you to make me pregnant" are said by both of them. Alternatively, "I want you to give me a baby" and "I want to give you a baby" may also be said.

• If Boy cums inside Girl then when ever Girl and Boy make love, Boy is not allowed to pull out, Boy is only allowed to cum insider Girl.

• However many times Boy cums in Girl over the next 2 days, is the number years that both must agree to using either the low, medium, high or very high underwear and rhythm method of birth control. Any time that Girl spends pregnant is not included.