Pornopedia

June19, 2012

Abby Winters – Popular Australian porn brand featuring extremely unattractive amateur models. Action ranges from hairy spreads to group lesbian sex.

Alana Hennings – Tall, thin, blonde-ish model. Started as Alana, non-nude and underwear teen in late 1990s. Transitioned to topless, cheesecake sales promotion and topless mock-lesbian work in mid-2000s.

Amateur – Unpaid, usually unattractive models. Term may be applied to either quality of photography or quality of model.

Amateur and Teen Kingdom, atkingdom, atk – Source of supposedly “teen” spreads and occasional hard core. Models include a significant proportion of hairy and ethnic, exotic models.

Ami’s Angels – Late 1990s source of non-nude teen photos. Site featured attractive Israeli models in tight-fitting or moderately revealing clothing.

Amour Angels, Angels Around, Teen Stars Magazine – Late 1990s alleged sources of young teen soft core. Transitioned to older models in mid-2000s.

Anal sex, assfucking, buttfucking, Greek, sodomy – Inserting penis into the anus of a female or another male.

Asian – Men or women from Asia; usually excluding the Indian sub-continent and the Arab peninsula. Porn is dominated by Japanese and Hong Kong genres. Recently emerging is Korean and Chinese.

Asshole, butthole, poop chute, arschloch (German), Hershey Highway, rosebud, shithole – Anus. Has recently become an object of sexual attraction among heterosexual males (go figure). Most words also can be applied to annoying people. See Gaping.

B&D, bondage, bondage and discipline, English – range of abusive activities intended to exert one’s control over another; includes tying subject with ropes and chains, whipping, domination and humiliation.

BBC = British Broadcasting Corporation or Big Black Cock (depending on context). Presumably some BBCs work for BBC.

BBW = Big Beautiful Women – extremely fat female (see “wife”); rarely beautiful.

Beach, bikini – Includes nudist, topless and non-nude beaches and waterfronts (sand is not necessarily present), swimming pools, etc. The premise is that relaxed dress codes offer opportunities for the exhibitionist and voyeur alike. Photos range from posed bikini shots to surreptitious photos of nudity and sex on the beach.

Bear – Bearded, overweight usually middle-aged, homosexual male, usually employed as elementary school teacher or Catholic priest. A common pastime is being Scout Master.

Beaver, wide open beaver – Exposing the vagina lips; named originally from similarity of public hair to a large rodent. Term now obscure since most models shave “down there”.

Bestiality – Engaging in sex with an animal. Popular activities include masturbating horses, showing donkeys mounting human females, fellating dogs.

Bi, bisexual – Engaging in sex with either male or female, sometimes both at once.

Black Cat – Adolescent soft porn beginning in mid-1990s.

Blow (v.), blowjob (n.), BJ, fellatio (n.) - taking a penis into one's mouth ("Suck, dammit suck! Blow is only a figure of speech.")

Bluebird – Late 1990s source of Asian, mostly Japanese soft porn images. Ranged from non-nude to spreads.

Body modification – Strictly not a porn category (as with non-nude) but, depending on the body part, can extend into fetish range (tattoos, split penis, piercings, …).

Body painting, body art – Painting designs or clothing on the nude body.

Boner, chubbie, hard on, stiffie, erection, woodie – Erect penis; accidental or otherwise.

Booty – Large ebony butts.

Bukkake (Japanese) – Multiple males ejaculating onto the face of a female, generally a paid volunteer. Activity started as a Japanese pastime is now popular worldwide.

Bunko Kanazawa – Japanese model initially recognized for soft-core teen photos in late 1990s. Transitioned to censored hard-core video in mid-2000s. Allegedly featured in some non-censored hard-core work outside of Japan.

Busty = big tits – Relatively large breasts; range from above average to stupendously huge. Interpretation is largely culture and age dependent.

Butch, Dyke – The dominant lesbian. Generally with male characteristics: short hair, work boots, no makeup, unattractive face, stocky body…

Butt crack – Visible crack of the butt generally for the same reason as a whale tail but the panties are for some reason not visible or not present. Appropriate theme music may be "Buttcracker Suite".

Camel toe – Vagina lips visible through clothing. Sometimes used to refer to closed uncovered vagina as well. Also refers to professional models specializing in wearing clothing sufficiently tight to intentionally show vagina lips.

Candid – Technically refers to un-posed photos; in pornography, has also taken on the meaning of voyeuristic photography (see Street).

Cap, vidcap – Single picture derived from a video frame.

Caption – Words, generally intended to be humorous, that relate to the picture, superimposed on the picture.

Celebrity, celeb – Someone who's ever been on TV or in a movie.

Censored – Obfuscation of areas of the photo or film to hide genitals or faces (or both but why bother?).

Chav – Aggressive young British female.

Child pornography, jailbait, kiddie porn, Lolita – In some places, any photos with sexual intent of models under the age of 18. In the US, any photograph or film of a subject 17 years of age or under.

Christina Model – Large-breasted teen featuring non-nude and near-nude photography in early 2000s. Transitioned to topless in late 2000s and lost some weight.

Chubby – Slightly overweight; generally refers to younger females.

Circle jerk – Mutual male masturbation. Reference originates from a popular Boy Scout activity while sitting in a circle around the campfire. Appropriate campfire songs would be “Swing Low Sweet Chariot” and “Oh Come, All Ye Faithful”, “Come Together”, “Come Sail Away” and “Cum Feel the Noize”.

Cleavage – Space between a woman’s breasts, sometimes the object of a “downblouse”.

Cock, dick, dong, dork, John, knob, member, one-eyed trouser snake, Peter, prick, Rod, scholong, schwanz (German), Tallywhacker, wang, wee wee – Penis.

Come (v.) – Male or female orgasm ("Did you come?").

Comments – Posting photos on pornographic sites hoping some pervert will say something like “Oooh, I’d like to slap those saggy titties and lick that hairy asshole until her pimples pop.” Comments are usually much more mundane.

Cosplay = costume play – Taking super hero costumes way too far. As others, started as a Japanese pastime (Sailor Moon) and has gone global. May have originated from Western comics such as Wonder Woman.

Creampie – Visible semen in vagina or anus.

Cuckold, cuck – Man whose wife is “cheating” on him. That is, she has had or is having sex with another man or, possibly woman. We’re not sure if animals and aliens from space count. Seems to have developed into a subculture where the husband actively participates. Then it’s not cheating, right?

Cum, shot spot (n.) – Visible semen on partner’s face, mother’s underwear or still streaming out of the penis. (See Cumshot).

Cumshot - Video or photo of male ejaculating; in earlier pornographic films, the "proof" that the act was genuine. Erroneously used to describe semen on the face. Hardcore film directors have been rumoured to use a bulb of Elmer’s School Glue and a hidden tube to deliver in cases where the actor couldn’t. This could explain some of the Monsters of Cock scenes where neither the 22” penis not the pint of sperm are quite believable.

Cumswap – Generally exchanging semen from one female mouth to the other. Sometimes the source of the semen is not evident.

Cunnilingus, Eating out, Rug munching – Licking, sucking and/or inserting tongue into a vagina (Hmmm. What am I doing sitting here writing this?).

Cunt, fotze (German), bearded clam, hole, memek (Indonesian), muff, pussy, snatch, twat, vagina, gash, box, honeypot, fuckhole – Female genitalia.

Curvy, Rubanesque, full-figured, voluptuous, plump, chubby – Moderately fat female.

Daisy chain – Three or more people performing serial oral sex. That is one person performs oral sex on another while a third performs oral sex on him or her. In a true daisy chain, the circle is completed. Originally intended for orgiastic male-female-male-female configurations but this is not obligatory. “You look like the odd man out in a daisy chain.”

David Hamilton – Photographer and movie director active since 1970s specializing in young nudes. Probably classified as child pornography by now.

Deep throat – Taking a penis into one's throat; requires suppressing the gagging reflex. Different from “throat fucking” in that with deep throat, the person whose throat is being used is the active partner. Made famous in the 1970s movie of the same name.

Diddle, jill, jill off, play with herself, solo, fingering – Female masturbation.  Includes rubbing clit with fingers or device or inserting finger or device into vagina. (Again, what am I doing sitting here writing this?). Jill off is a colloquial derivation of jack off.

Dildo, fucktoy – Fake penis for female (or male?) masturbation. May or may not be electrified for vibrating or gyrating action.

Doggie style – Use your imagination! The girl gets on her hands and knees, ideally naked and ready. The boy sneaks up from behind and there you have it. Woof, woof!

Dogging – Public sex, generally at night in public parks and parking lots in England

Double penetration, DP, double teaming – Generally, sex with two males and one female. One male inserts his penis into the female’s vagina and the other inserts his penis into her anus. Variations include two penises into one vagina or one anus. Of course, higher numbers are theoretically possible.

Downblouse, DB – Surreptitious viewing of breasts through neckline or arm of female's upper garment (as with upskirt, if she's aware of it, it's flashing; if it's accidental it's a nipple slip or oops). This can be facilitated by viewing from a high vantage point or watching while the female bends over.

Downpants – A woman showing the top part of her panties. Kinda like a “whale tail” but the lady in question is not necessarily wearing a thong. See Butt crack.

Ebony – Black person.

Emo – Usually among teens, the term "emo" is stereotyped with wearing slim-fit jeans, sometimes in bright colors, and tight t-shirts (usually short-sleeved) which often bear the names of emo bands. Studded belts and black wristbands are common accessories in emo fashion. Some males also wear thick, black horn-rimmed glasses.

Ethnic, exotic – Any non-white, non-black, non-Asian person. That is, if you can’t easily nail down the race, call them “ethnic”. Specifically, Indian, Arab, southeast Asian, Mongolian, East European and any mixes might be more challenging than others to label correctly.

Ex, ex-wife, ex-girlfriend – See “whore”. Any revealing or otherwise embarrassing photos taken while together must be posted on the Internet.

Exhibitionist, flasher – Person who enjoys exposing body or engaging in sex acts publicly. When it’s a female, people applaud. When it’s a male, they call the police. See Flashing.

Face sitting – English pastime where a clothed or unclothed person sits on the face of another. This may be sitting lightly for cunnilingual purposes or heavily for near-death experiences of the sittee. See Femdom.

Facial – Male ejaculation into face of subject. In the 1970s, this was an act that most porn stars refused. Now it’s an activity expected of most wives and girlfriends.

Fake – Most commonly, the juxtaposition of one subject's head on another's—generally pornographic—body (“Fake my wife’s picture, please.”). Computer graphics have also been subjugated to create fake x-ray photos, putting penises on celebrity photos, digitally moving clothing minimally to create the impression of an “oops” moment.

Fap - the sound of male masturbation (“fap, fap, fap”; have also heard that this is the sound of ejaculation, but who’s listening?)

Fat – Well above average in body mass index; ranges from moderately overweight (slightly overweight is "chubby") to world class obese; some overlap with "busty": if large breasts are largely due to the fact that the subject is grossly overweight (old and/or unattractive) "busty" may be classified as "fat".

Femdom = Female Domination. Any act of command and control where the female is in charge of the male. Includes B&D, humiliation and marriage.

Fetish (food, feet, panties, pantyhose, leather, B&D, whips, rape, enemas, pissing, pregnant woman, scat, pumped balls, tied tits, hot wax, spanking, etc.), bizarre – Any object of sexual desire other than a warm and willing member of the opposite sex or any sexually-arousing activity other than kissing and light petting leading to sex in the missionary position (which in itself might be considered bizarre by some cultures).

Finger fuck – Inserting a finger into some else’s vagina.

Fisting – Insertion of one or more hands into the vagina or anus. This could be a male or female acting alone or any combination of males and females. All that is required is one hand and one hole (and presumably some KY jelly and lots of time).

Flashing – Act of exposing body parts (genitals, breasts, buttocks) in public. Originally referred to old men exposing themselves to young girls. Now it often involves the opposite.

Footjob – Bringing a male to orgasm with someone else’s feet. Technically, it is possible for a male to bring himself to orgasm with his own feet.

Fuck bunny, fickstück (German) – Female under the age of 20 that a male over the age of 20 is having sex with. The accepted formula: if M=age of male and F=oldest allowable age for female, then F = (M+5)/2. That is a 35-year-old male should be seeking a (35 + 5)/2 = 20-year-old fuck bunny. A 55-year-old male would make do with a 30-year-old female. Men under 31 need not apply.

Fuck, fick (German) – Heterosexual sex with male inserting his penis into the female's vagina. Also applied to homosexual and lesbian sex, but there are other names for that.

Futanari – Mangga sub-genre where one or more characters are generally busty females adorned with an extremely large and functional penis. This has also become the subject of faking; that is, pasting large penises onto photos of females. More recently, this has become a performance art form wherein one or more females will strap on extremely large prosthetic penises and act out sexual scenes culminating in voluminous ejaculation (presumably Elmer’s School Glue).

Gagging – Deep throat gone wrong (usually intentionally for the male). Woman vomits as a result of over-eager throatfucking.

Galitsin News, Hegre, Domai, FemJoy – MET-Art clones that popped up in the mid-2000s.

Gaping – Spreading butt cheeks to show anus.

Gay, twink, homosexual, faggot, homo, sissy, cocksucker – Males who prefer to have sex with other males.

Geil (German); geile (plural) – Horny; looking for and or ready for sex. Also used for “sexy” as in “geile bilder” or sexy pictures.

Girlfriend, GF – Not quite as fat and not quite as mature as “wife”.

Gloryhole – A hole in a wall, sometimes in a bar washroom with a female inside, allowing a male to insert his penis for manual or oral, ostensibly anonymous, stimulation. Has also been applied to vaginal sex but to accomplish this through a hole in the wall, both partners would need to be extremely flexible. Originally a military entertainment wherein a recruit is chosen to serve in a box and officers would insert their penises into a hole in the box. (“You enjoyed that, didn’t you? Tomorrow it’s your turn in the box.)

Goth – Young person adopting a gothic lifestyle (obsession with death; dark black or coloured hair; white skin; dark eye makeup, lipstick and nail polish, often with satanic tattoos, multiple piercings and dark clothing).

Group sex, orgy, gangbang, sex party, swinging, swapping – Sex with more than two participants; could be in combinations of oral, anal and genital sex.

Hairy, hirsute – People, generally females, with more than the average amount of pubic or underarm hair (or both). This could also extend to facial, leg, back and breast hair but these are less popular.

Handbra – Women covering bare breasts with hands.

Handjob – A male or female bringing another male to ejaculation by manual (hand) stimulation.

Hardcore, HC, XXX – Actual sex acts, not just simulated.

Hentai, mangga – Sexually explicit, generally extremely pornographic fantasy, comic format art.

Hermaphrodite – a person with both male and female body parts (Never at a loss for a date! Go fuck yourself! I’ve been both a mother and a father to you!)

Hidden camera, peeping, spy cam – Cameras set up to record unaware subjects in private situations (toilets, showers, change rooms, bedrooms, etc.)

Hong Kong porn – Pre-1990s included spreads and uncensored sex, unlike Japanese, which banned showing of pubic hair until the mid-1990s.

Horny Rob – 1990s source of hard core teen porn photos and videos. Likely based in the Netherlands and often featured Seventeen Club photos.

Incest, rolling your own, family fun – Sex between genetically close relatives (brother-sister, sister-sister, mother-son, first cousins…). Difficult to prove in pictures unless identical twins are involved.

Indian – Recent porn is an equal mixture of Bollywood stars, overweight amateurs and uncensored heterosexual sex. Do they allow kissing in movies yet?

Insertion – Putting an object into one’s anus or vagina—generally other than a penis, tongue or finger since there are other names for that. You can only imagine what “extreme insertion” entails!

Interracial, IR – sex between members of different races; more often than not a white or Asian female with a well-endowed black male (otherwise, why bother?). See BBC.

Inverted nipples – End of nipple is withdrawn into breast.

Japanese – Older porn (1990s and before) dominated by AV idols (underwear, breasts only), nude lolita, B&D and censored sex. More recent trends include AV idols showing pubic hair, spreads, bukkake, hentai and non-nude lolita.

Jack and Jill party – Jerk off party with men and women.

Jerk off (v.), JO, jack off, beat off, beat the meat, whack off, slam the ham, toss off, choke the chicken – Male masturbation using one’s own hand or that of a close friend.

Jerk off party, Jackoff party, JO Party – Party at which the main attraction is mutual masturbation.

Jerk-off (n.), jackoff – Male, usually young and introverted, whose main experience with sex is his hand.

Julia – Famous blonde early MET-Art model. Specialized in girl-girl softcore.

Katie’s World – Teen in early 2000s intending to feature non-nude and near-nude shots. Allegedly betrayed by boyfriend at the time who released private photos of Katie in hard core activities. After a short absence, she resumed her original style of near-nude.

Kirsten’s Room – Overweight, unattractive, gap-toothed blonde Canadian teen specializing in near-nude shots in early 2000s. Transitioned to hard core.

Koika – Famous blonde MET-Art “puffy” model. Transitioned to lesbian hard core.

Lactation – Photos or videos of milk flowing from a woman’s breasts. May or may not show the woman or another person drinking the milk.

Latina, puta – Technically a female from Latin America but taken to mean any female with Hispanic origins. Often a mixture of negro and Caucasian background. Generally slightly overweight if over 12 years of age. Difficult to verify precisely using only photographic evidence.

LBFM = Little Brown Fucking Machines – Southeast Asian women, preferably 18 or 19 years old. Not to be confused with Big Black Fucking Machine—that guy looking over your shoulder, for instance.

Lesbian sex, carpet munching, lez, girl-girl – Sex between two or more females. It is debatable as to what which acts, other than full cunnilingus, are truly lesbian: dildo insertion, strap-on, double dildo, breast sucking, analingus, finger insertion, manual stimulation of partner’s clitoris, putting tongue or finger a few centimetres away from the vagina (pretending to lick), going to the ladies’ room together…

Lesbian, carpet muncher, lez, butch – Female who prefers sex with other females.

Lingerie – Ladies’ undergarments including panties, bras, corsets, girdles, pantyhose, garters, nylons…

Maladolescenza (German: Spielen wir Liebe) – Italian/German film starring Lara Wendel (age 13), Eva Ionescu (age 12) and Martin Loeb (age 18). There’s a fair amount of nudity and simulated sex so it’s not going to be available at NetFlix. It has been available at times on bittorrent.

Masturbation – Male or female bringing self to orgasm by self-stimulation by hand or mechanical device. Sometimes incorrectly used to refer to one partner manually stimulating the other. (“We didn’t fuck, she just masturbated me in the front seat”.)

Mature – Older female; age is relative but generally 40s or older.

MILF = Mother(s) I’d love to fuck, Mother, Mom – “Mature” female; sometimes but not necessarily attractive.

Model – A photographic subject, usually paid or otherwise coerced into being photographed.

Moonangel – Late 1990s source of Asian, mostly Hong Kong, soft porn. Specialized in spreads.

Morning Musume – Japanese girl band with constantly changing membership. Also considered idols in much of the world so photographs, recordings and TV appearances have taken on a fetish status.

Most erotic teens, MET-Art – Source of teen soft porn from 1990s to present. Specializing in spreads but includes some explicit girl-girl action.

Near-nude – Not an official term but useful to describe certain styles of photos with females covering nipples, entire breast or pubic region with hands or other objects. (See Non-nude)

Nip slip – Accidental exposure of a female’s nipple

Non-nude, NN – Strictly, photos or film of fully-attired subjects. Technically, subjects in underwear or extremely tight clothing would not be considered non-nude. My question is, what are they doing on a porn site?

Nudist – Most appropriately refers to a complete lifestyle where clothing is optional. Exhibitionism and occasional weekend or holiday visits to the nude or topless beach don’t count. Nudist colonies, popular since the 1950s, were subsequently found to be run exclusively by perverted males whose only motivation was to molest young girls and sell photographs of nude young girls to other perverted males.

Oops – Involuntary exposure of genitals (female = pussy slips, gash slip), undergarments or breasts (aka nipple slip) due to "wardrobe failure".

Panty (panties), g-string, thong, tightie whities, undies – Female underpants. The original purpose was to keep female bodily fluids from soiling clothing. Now a fashion statement and fetish object.

Panty gag – Inserting panties into someone else’s mouth and securing it so that it cannot be removed by the “victim”; an act usually associated with B&D.

Panty trick – A woman inserting a pair (or more) of panties into her vagina and pulling them out. Theoretically, this could also be done by inserting the panties into one’s anus and therefore males would be eligible.

Pantyhose, nylons – Interest in these garments ranges from innocuous appreciation to fervent fetishism. Activity includes street, amateur and professional photos focussing on the garment, as well as photos of men and women engaging in masturbation and sex using and or wearing them. Originally invented as a convenient alternative to panties and nylons (or “hose”, which required a complex system of garters and belts to keep in place) have replaced both as the #1 fetish object. Currently, a substantial sub-culture is developing which focused on photos of stolen garments with or without the thief’s semen.

Patty Cake – Non-nude, ostensibly teen model with long, bleached blonde hair featuring lascivious underwear poses. Trademarks: heart-shaped face, large breasts, relatively unattractive face, costumes, unnaturally blonde hair…

Paula, Pauline, Holy Nature – St. Petersburg, Russia teen allegedly started modelling for soft-core, naturist, outdoor photos and videos at a very early age (some say 12-13 years of age!). Also posed for some studio work in mid-2000s. Trademarks: group teen nudist settings (camping, boating, etc.), shaved I-pattern pubic hair, thin, sauna, forest nymph.

Peachez16 – Mousey, young blonde featuring skimpy underwear shots in early 2000s. Transitioned to hard core, lesbian and heterosexual.

Pig-fuck party – Celebratory get-together featuring sex with unattractive females. (“You look like the ticket taker at a pig-fuck party.” Is an expression intended to indicate the person to whom it refers is unhappy.)

Pissing, golden shower, pee, water sports – Urination for pleasure and profit; may include urinating into the face or mouth of another person; may also include drinking one’s own urine or that of another person; includes non-nude photos of people wetting pants, panties or pantyhose. There is an entire sub-genre of candid photography that focuses on girls getting caught sitting on the toilet. Technically, this should not be included under this definition since the urine is generally not visible.

Pokies – Female nipple bumps that are visible through clothing. May be intentional or not.

Pornography, porn – Generally refers to photos and movies but can also include literature, music, live theatre and interpersonal acts, the intent of which is to sexually arouse or titillate the viewer (reader...). The core consists of nude photography and photography and film of heterosexual acts. The actual range boggles the imagination. Whether pornography of any nature constitutes art is an open question. Similarly, there is often an overlap in some peoples’ minds that nude art also constitutes pornography. If Degas and Renoir nudes turn you on, go for it.

Pthc, hussyfan, preteen, kdquality, LS-magazine (LSM), kidzilla, mafiasex, r@ygold, mclt, Lolita, Sandra Teen Model, Jenny Star, Lia Model – Never heard of them.

Public – Amateur or professional model exposing self, engaging in sex, urination or defecation in public. To be truly "public" requires presence of unsuspecting bystanders. That is, exposing oneself in a deserted park at 6am doesn't really count. You don’t see too many males doing this probably because police and parents of young children would be less sympathetic the for females.

Puffies, puffy tits – Breasts with areola noticeably raised from surface of the breast. Often misapplied to erect nipples.

Puking – Vomiting, sometimes to fetish extremes, such as vomiting into another person’s mouth or during oral sex (see gagging).

Pussy tea – What you get when you boil a pair of used panties in water. Add milk, sugar or lemon to taste. Cheers!

Rib job, rimming, analingus – Placing one’s tongue in another person’s anus.

Saaya Irie – Young Japanese non-nude model with large breasts at age 11. Specialized in bathing suit and cleavage shots.

Saggy, “National Geographic tits”, Cooper’s Droop – Droopy or hanging breasts due to age, large size or general lack of elasticity.

Sandra Teen Model – Thin, brunette, long-hair, Russian female allegedly modelling soft-core photos at a very young age (reportedly 10 years old). Purportedly posed for several nude shots. Branded under FF-Models, Fame Girls and sandrateenmodel.com. Recently married to a Russian Air Force captain, strangely resembling Lurch from the Addams Family series. Reportedly has given birth to a child and is no longer modelling.

Sandwich – Threesome with the person in question in the middle (blonde sandwich, teen sandwich, etc.)

Scat, shitting – Watching another person defecate, playing with or eating feces.

School – Could refer to school age of subject or older subjects wearing school uniforms.

See thru, cthru, see through – Clothing where nipples, pubic hair or undergarments are visible; debatable whether this is voyeurism or exhibitionism.

Selfshot – Arm’s-length picture or picture taken in mirror of self; generally of young female (at least the ones I see).

Selfsuck – A male sucking his own penis, hopefully to orgasm. (Calm down ladies, this is a fairly rare talent. Males who can do this would never leave the house.)

Shaved, bald pussy, hairless – Pubic hair that is entirely or mostly removed. Rare at one time now much more common (like with facials). Also refers to the short-lived fad of shaving pubic hair into a pattern, like a V or an I.

Shemale, ladyboy, T-Girl, Chicks with Dicks – Male with breasts and generally female clothing; sometimes the first stage of transgender operation (i.e., hormonal treatment); also often with a quite feminine face—watch for the Adam’s apple and occipital ridge, boys.

Simulated sex – Hollywood’s way of avoiding an “X” rating. Actors appear to be “doing it” but, in the case of simulated vaginal sex, insertion is hidden from view. In Japanese porn, “censored” sex could be, in fact, simulated.

Single mother – A woman who is so ugly that the only way she can have sex is by picking up men in bars who are drunker than she is.

Sixty nine, 69, French – Mutual oral sex between two partners.

Sleep – Photos or videos of subject while asleep; may include abusive activities on the part of the photographer ranging from rearranging clothing to ejaculating on the subject or engaging in sex

Slumber party, pyjama party, (girl) sleepover – Lesbian orgy, usually among adolescent teenage girls.

Slut, slag (UK), schlampe (German), salope (French) – A woman who will have sex with anyone except you (see Whore).

Small, tiny tits, flat chested, A-cup, perky – small breasts ranging from non-existent to below-average in size. Highly dependent on cultural norm. Huge in Japan may be small in Poland.

Softcore – Pornography that doesn’t include actual sex acts (nudity, simulated sex).

Spitting – Europorn 2004-style involved lots of extra saliva.

Sports – Voyeuristic photos focussing on body parts of participants rather than the activity.

Spreading – See “wide open beaver” – intentional exposure of female genitals by parting legs (“spreading”).

Squirting – Female ejaculation. The science is unclear but several women in pornography claim to ejaculate a liquid when achieving orgasm. This could easily be faked by filling the vagina with a liquid and then expelling it on demand.

Stolen, found – Photos or videos intended as private are made public due to theft of camera, memory card or finding files on subject’s computer. This is difficult to verify.

Strap-on – A dildo on a belt allowing one female to simulate heterosexual sex with another females. Also used to simulate homosexual sex of a female with a male.

Street – Voyeuristic photos on a street or other public places. Photography of subject in a public place without their knowledge or permission. Objective is generally to capture oops, downblouses, upskirts, upshorts, pantyhose, nylons, pokies, VPLs, camel toes, whale tails, etc. but non-lewd photos of women in pantyhose, jeans, other tight clothing or boots are popular, too.

Sybian, fucking machines – Electric machine with oscillating dildo for female masturbation (ostensibly!)

Teabagging – Placing one’s scrotum on the eyes of an unsuspecting subject.

Teen Ice, icemembers.com – Early 2000s Russian source of topless (probably underage) teen photos. Transitioned to spreads and hard core.

Teen Topanga – Young-looking (due to dental braces) female model specializing in soft-core photos.

Teen, sweet, young, youngster, schoolgirl, student, nubile, teenie, barely legal – Subject is 18 or 19 years of age.

TeenFunS – Late 1990s alleged source of pre-teen soft-porn. Transitioned to older models in mid-2000s.

Threesome – Usually one of one sex and two of the other (like “Honey, let’s have a threesome with the babysitter.” “Go ahead, asshole. I’m sure her boyfriend will enjoy you.”))

Throat fucking – Somewhat like deep throat except the person who’s throat is being used is the passive partner. May lead to gagging.

Tiffany Teen – Young blonde started non-nude and underwear shots and transitioned to lesbian hard core. Real name revealed (Robyn Bewersdorf) by high school classmates.

Titjob – Bringing a male to orgasm by rubbing the penis between a pair of (hopefully larger than average) breasts.

Tokyo Topless – Source of large-breasted, often patently unattractive, Japanese models in soft-core and hard-core photos.

Trannie, transvestite, TV, sissy, crossdresser – A male who enjoys wearing female clothing; ranges from wearing panties to full costume. Not to be confused with dressing in “drag”, which is the same thing but the male is doing it for theatrical or professional purposes (such as Tony Curtis in “Some Like it Hot”).

Tribute – A photo of a subject after having been ejaculated on.

Trombone – Rimming while simultaneously administering a handjob. This takes some practice, not to mention intestinal fortitude.

Tweenie – No longer a girl yet not quite a woman. Sometimes taken to refer to early 20s females.

Upshorts – Same as upskirt except that the subject is wearing shorts (presumably loose ones).

Upskirt – Surreptitious viewing up a female's skirt (that is, the female is unaware the voyeur is viewing). Also taken by some to refer to intentional exposure of panties or vagina lips in public or private by amateur or professional models.

Vintage, retro – Highly variable but generally refers to pornography more than 35 years old.

Virginoff – Russian source of explicit lesbian and heterosexual teen hard core. Spun off Ivana Fukalot and Nutella.

Vladmodels – Late 1990s alleged source of pre-teen soft-porn. Specializing in semi-nude and underwear shots. Transitioned to older models in mid-2000s.

Voyeur – Person who derives sexual pleasure from invading another person's privacy (peeping Tom). Ranges from taking secret photos of public activities to setting up elaborate one-way mirrors in bathrooms and change rooms.

VPL – Visible panty lines, usually a subset of street photography

Wedgie – Pants and/or underwear bunching up into butt crack. This may be the unintentional or the result of the underwear being pulled up by an obnoxious bully or an intentional exhibitionistic move.

Whale tail – Surreptitious viewing of the upper part of the back of a female's thong panties, generally because the "low rider" pants have ridden lower than expected. This has sometimes been a fashion statement and purely intentional. See also "butt crack" and “downpants”.

Whore – Male definition: a slut who engages in sex for money; aka ex-wife or ex-girlfriend. Female definition: a female who is more attractive than she is or has a richer husband than she does. More general definition: a person who will have sex with anyone (see slut).

Wichsvorlagen (German) – Jerk-off material; something to masturbate to or on.

Wife – Overweight, mature amateur

X-ray – Exposure of body parts either by infrared photography or post-processing of photo (by manually drawing nude body parts onto clothed form).

ZZZ Words needed for emerging trends:

·         Japanese guys running around pulling down women’s tops and/or panties while filming (roshutsu).

·         Japanese guys running up to women in public and ejaculating into their faces (shasei)

·         Japanese women covered with large quantities of slimy stuff that is very likely not semen (Suarimu no kao).

·         Anybody with semen on his or her face (a “cumshot” should include the ejaculation from the penis). (Shotspot shot?)

·         Male ejaculating into his own mouth; male drinking own cum. (Selfcum?)

·         Male sticking penis up own anus (selffuck?)

·         Male sticking objects into urethra (Cathetopia?)

·         Miming sexual acts (like the trombone mime in “Bruno”); you would need a word for each: mimeblow, mimejerk, mimefuck, mimebone, mimelez…)

o   Making the “V for victory” sign with your fingers and then putting your tongue through it (mimecunni)

o   Putting your fist close to your mouth and then rolling your tongue in your cheek to make it look like you’re giving a blowjob (mimeblow)

·         Women or men exposing anus, publicly or otherwise (guess it’s called “anal gaping”)

·         Males accidentally exposing penis (dick-oops?)

·         Women spreading vagina lips open with two fingers (flapping?)

·         Simultaneous anal and oral sex (whatever combination: e.g., one girl sucking a man’s penis while the other licks his anus: felatianalingus; two guys going down on one woman: cunnianalingus)

·         Inserting a foot or head into a vagina or anus (footing? heading? Sometimes called fisting, but…)

·         Girls in tight clothing or bikinis posing in lewd positions

·         Girls showing flexibility of bodies (clothed or nude)

·         Nude ballerinas

·         Pictures of female cheerleaders or sports players (if it’s non-nude’ is it voyeuristic?)

·         Pictures of females in indoor public places (it isn’t exactly street photography; mall photography?)

·         Intentional upskirts, downblouses and oops

·         18 and 19 year-old girls (subset of teens)

·         Secret photos of a nudist colony (is it really voyeurism if they’re already running around naked?)

I’ll believe it when I see it (is this physically possible?)

·         Mutual analingus

·         Female licking her own clit

Eternal questions

·         Is it a homosexual act if people pee on members of the same sex? How about if a guy ejaculates on somebody’s face — is it considered sex?

·         Have all Traci Lords movies really been declared child pornography? How about David Hamilton movies and books?

·         Is street photography and non-nude photography pornographic? (I realize it’s all wrapped up in the intent but by that token, Sears Catalogues and National Geographic magazines are used for sexual gratification.)

·         Is putting an object up your anus considered masturbation (assuming you’re not masturbating at the same time, but who could resist?). Again, it’s likely the intent.

·         People wearing see through clothes – Are they clothed are they nude?