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I just had to share this one with everyone...
A bunch of us neighborhood wives had a little get-together (without the husbands!) Saturday night over at Katheryn's house. We were all to get there around 8. Jennifer, though, didn't get there until about 20 til 9. We all gave her a hard time about it and she admitted that she promised a little "treat" for her husband before she came over. Mandy joked about "What kind of "treat" takes 40 minutes?" To which Jennifer replied that was only 5 minutes per inch.
I almost choked on my wine when I heard that and we all had a great laugh over shy little Jennifer saying something like that. It kind of set the tone for the rest of the evening.
Just thought you'd find it as funny as I did.
Later,
K
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Posted on : May 12, 2011
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Commented on May 13, 2011
Just HAD to share this.
Three women are at a cocktail party. The first woman says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor.
The second woman says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride.
The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions. But thirteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on my husband's erect penis."
The first woman looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. We're not really going to the French Riviera. We're going to my parent's house for two weeks."
The second woman says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be honest, my husband didn't buy me a Mercedes. He bought me a Ford."
"Well," the third woman says, "I also have a confession to make. Canary number thirteen has to stand on one leg."
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