44-year old “Canada Baxter” started hanging out with bikers as a teen. She also entered quite a few tits-&-ass contests in the years between 26 and 36; nowadays, unless there are bikers in substantial numbers in the audience or among the judges, she’s more inclined to stick to the parties. “If a contest don’t have a lot of biker brothers at it,” she says, “the chances of a good fight over a judge’s call are slim to none. I don’t wanna waste my time anywhere near a wussy contest, so I don’t.” What you see her wearing in this shot is exactly how far she undresses once a party gets underway; the one common element is the belt of links (she calls it a chain) around her waist.

        “Funny thing – nobody’s ever asked me why I always wear this to parties. I’ll tell you folks, though. First of all, it AIN'T silver – it’s Harley-Davidson stainless-steel and chrome, melted down, mixed equal parts and cast again from four classic bike bodies whose engines were beyond repair. My late honcho had it made for me in ’95. He was a “hog stud” and I’m still a “hog tart.” Used to be I wore it because I was lookin’ for another “hog stud.” Now I just wear it to show my dedication to the greatest bike ever made in the USA, or anywhere else on Earth.”