I've ruined too many pairs of underwear by pushing a nice wet piece of shit into them while I was wearing them. Usually I'd be sitting at the computer, much like I am now, and I'd feel it coming. I wouldn't want top get up though, I'd be too busy looking at porn. Like I am right now. Eventually I'd just decide to go in my pants. This was actually a pretty huge commitment because cleaning up that mess is a bitch. 

 So I'd fill my panties with the soft glorious shit. Then I'd mash it around, sit in it, and play with it until it got cold. Then the messy clean up. I used to try to save my dirty panties for later, but it never worked. The smell of rotting shit always got out, and my cute panties always turned brown. 

 I see pictures of people eating shit or being used as a toilet and I always wish I were them. I always imagined swimming in a pool full of shit, or being pissed and shit on my hundreds of men. I wish more than anything for that to come true. I feel the same way about vomit. I would love to be puked on, or to have a bucket full of puke poured over my head as I'm being laughed at and spit on. Yeah that would be amazing.