Merry Kiss-my-ass and a Happy New Rear!

A favoured and priviledged boy-toy of mine (to wholly mis-describe our relationship) asked Santa to get me a very special something to go with my stockings this year. I am now the proud owner of a dilator harness. It came with a note saying " Time to make fantasy reality, slut!", and a set of three anal dilators.

For those of you who have not encountered the wonderful world of dilators (and recently I was amongst your number), it's a bit like a harness for a strap-on, but has nothing cluttering up the front (two thin leathery straps keep everything accessable), and a bit to connect a butt-plug to at the back, so you can wear it all day, under your office suit.

Also, as I discovered almost immediately upon opening it, you can have sex while wearing it, which is very very fun!.

It seems to work by mystically engaging some kind of nymphomaniac switch to make the wearer very horny and slutty all day. By way of example, after lunch I had to take it out and get butt-fucked to within an inch of my life, where-upon it was put back in. I was then innocently washing some dishes about half an hour later, (wearing 3inch heels, red candy-striped stockings and a silky pyjama top), when I was suddenly and very willingly bent over the suds and fucked from behind, again with it still in.

My good friend advised me that once I worked my way up to the biggest plug, Santa might return to advance my training, if I am a good enough girl.

This is problematic, because I intend to be extremely naughty this year.

 - Jo