Many people ask me how to approach your mother, daughter or sister for sex. I decided to post it here to save all further trouble.

There are a number of ways I recommend for you to have sex with them.

1) Get caught masturbating in your room or something. Having lesbian porn playing is also a good idea.

2) Watch something with a girl with fake boobs in it with your sister or mother. Start discussing why people have fake boobs, and say things like "they are uncomfortable with their breasts". At that point, show her yours, and ask her whether they feel or look normal. Things will develop from there.

3) Watch the Seinfeld episode "The Contest" with your mother or sister. Talk about how it was the first time a girl had ever mentioned masturbation on TV. Talk about how Elaine masturbates so little and you do it more. Say it would be interesting to actually see them masturbate, especially with Elaine, because different girls have different ways of masturbating.

4) Bring up a casual conversation with them about lesbians and bisexuals, and say that bisexuals aren't that bad, and how sometimes you feel attracted to women.

5) If you live with them, walk around the house in an old shirt and some of those shorts like Miley Cyrus is wearing in this photo:
Miley Cyrus Shorts
Only try to get them looser around the thighs.
MAKE SURE YOU DON'T WEAR A BRA OR PANTIES.
When you sit down, sit so that your pussy is revealed. Try and make it look like its and accident that you are flashing them your pussy.

6) When its a really hot day, say to them: "Its so hot. Do you mind if I take off my top?" They probably will say no, so make sure that you take it off before they get a chance to respond. If you want, you can tell them how cool it is with no shirt on, and suggest to them that they should take off their top. If they do, compliment them on their boobs and say "They look really good. Do you mind if I have a feel?". Again, do it before they get a chance to respond.

7) When you're walking around the house, don't wear a bra. Make sure your nipples poke out of your shirt or dress. Try to get a cameltoe.

8) Walk between your room and the shower naked.

9) Come out of the shower with a towel around you. Go to where they are and accidentally drop the towel.

10) Complain about your bra, and take it off.

11) Sit with your legs apart.

12) Walk in on them while they are in the shower or bathroom. Act suprised.

13) Have a bath or shower and call for them, and ask if they could bring you a towel. Stand naked waiting for them. If you are really daring, ask them to wash a part of your body that you can't reach, like your back or, even better, your ass.

14) Ask them if they want to have a shower together to save water and the environment.

15) Leave your dildo or vibrator around the house and let them find it. When they do, say "Oh thats where it is," and say how it works really well and if they want to borrow it.

16) When you are getting dressed, walk around the house topless, and ask whether they had seen your bra or shirt. If you are feeling horny, go bottomless, and ask whether they had seen your panties.

17) Leave some lesbian porn mags all around the house. They will soon realise that you like lesbians. Also leave some MILF or incest mags around the house.

18) Walk around the house naked. If they ask you to cover up, say that you can't be bothered getting changed, and how its so much easier being nude. Say how you think that a woman's body is beautiful and should be shown, and try and encourage them to get nude.

19) Go to a local topfree beach and go topless. Encourage them to tan topless.

20) Look up local nudist beaches in the area. Tell them that you would like to go to the beach. Bring them along but don't tell them its a nudist beach. Act like you thought they already knew. Go nude. Say that its pointless wasting a whole trip to the beach, so they might as well enjoy it. Get them nude, and compliment their naked body the whole time.

21) Tell them that your pussy hurts and ask them to check it and feel it.

22) Walk in on them while they are in the shower and ask whether they need any help washing themselves. Do it before they can respond.

23) Sleep naked.

24) Ask them how they masturbate. They probably won't tell you. But say that you like to rub your clit and put a finger in your ass. Ask them if they want to try it. Before they respond, you should already be taking off their underwear.

25) Tell them that people think you are a bad kisser. Try and make out with them, and say that you are just testing whether you are a good kisser or not.

26) Ask them whether they have ever tried being lesbian before. Tell them that it feels good, and try it out on them.

27) Print off this advice, and leave it around the house where they will find it. It will show that you are interested in having sex with them.

If you want to have sex with your daughter, it is much easier. You can still use the steps above, though. Follow these steps for mother daughter love.

1) Walk in on them when they are naked, and ask them if they want to have some fun.

2) Ask them about lesbianism. 

3) Ask them how they like to have their hair on their pussy. Show them your pussy and say "this is how I have it".

4) Ask them if they had a sex toy that you could borrow.

5) When a hot girl comes on tv, tell your daughter how you would love to masturbate over her.

6) Wear a nightgown around the house. Sit on the couch next to her and start masturbating. Ask if your daughter could lick your pussy.

7) Stay naked. Don't ever put on clothes.

8) Watch porn. A lot. Show it to her.

9) Show her your pussy and ask if she wanted to lick it.

10) Ask if she wanted hers licked.

11) If you have long labia, comment about your labia. Tell her how they feel so nice and are fun to play with. Get her to show you hers.

12) If you have floppy boobs, flop them out. Play with them. Try licking the nipples and say how good they taste. Get her to try tasting them.

All in all, just be brave and ask them. They might just say yes.

xx, Helena