An interesting tale, I bring before you,

Of how I did happen, to belong to these two?

Not too long ago, a dream pup did I meet,

Her name is sweet Rally, and she sat at my feet!

Called me her Master, and made me swell up,

Oh how I love my dear slut of a pup!

She delighted in me, and it was so thrilling,

How could I not love her, and give her cream filling?

Then tragedy struck, which you'll maybe guess,

But she stood by my side, as I sorted the mess.

A trip she did take, but did blow me a kiss,

And trusted me under the care of her sis!

Kim is her name, and soon it was clear,

Mistress preceeded it, no mistake there!!

Hello my dear Panto, she soothingly spoke,

And before I could blink I was wearing a choke?

I confess I did ask how to be a better Master,

Submitting to her was thee final answer!

It made sense to me, in the confusion of life,

So I am her little man, she commands in his strife!

Pink collar round neck, pink ribbon round balls,

And even a feeding dish, with "woof" on its walls!

So, now I sit pretty, sometimes it's a struggle.

Other times Rally, nuzzles up and will cuddle!

I do love them both, my Mistress, and puppy,

They both make me so very, very happy!!

The tale is complex, and there is even much more,

Like, who is Lady P, and Owner A you may implore?

Ahh, well I guess, that is just for me to know,

Mistress doth call, so for now, I must go...