This is the question that many men ask themselves each time they put down their heavily-soiled copy of Asian Babes.

Do you have what it takes to start a new life in the exotic East? 

Yes? Then why not put yourself to the test.

1. Do you want to teach English and get paid with pretty sea shells and colourful beads?

2. Do you like shy girls who hide behind towels and only let you get it in half-way?

3. Do you want to live with a raddled prostitute who cheats you into financial ruin before buggering-off back to her drug-dealing Thai boyfriend?

4. Do you want to become a fat, tedious, no-mates twat with a bottle of Chang beer welded to your hand?

5. Do you want to amuse the ladies of the Nana Disco with your ridiculous dyed comb-over whilst trying to coax them back to your filthy cinder-block cell for a grudging sympathy-fuck?

6. Do you want to buy a dream bar, go broke and stage a dramatic death-plunge from your Pattaya balcony?

If you can answer yes to at least three of these questions, then get ready to pack your bags. You're off to live in Thailand!