I've come in from a great night out dancing and drinking with my young wife.  I'm 44 with a 2 inch penis, and she's 26 and the picture of beauty !

 We get to our hotel room, and open a few drinks - getting even more drunk.  We dance around the room, me clumsily in suit and shoes, and her with slight elegence (she's drunk) in a lovely minidress, coat, heels, and stockings.

You can't get to sleep with all the din, and after an hour you've decided you can no longer stand it, and come around to give your 'next door neighbours' a piece of your mind. 

 We didn't lock the door, and with all the noise cannot hear.  You knock hard and the door edges open.  Storming in you see my wife wriggling her bum for me, and looking perfect with her hair fallen lossely in front of her lovely face.  I'm sat on the bed trying to wank my tiny penis - fumbling around with my thumb and forefinger, and just about visible is my tiny manhood - like a large clit in need of a rub.

We stop and stare, frozen to the spot ...............