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    Most Embarrassing Thing EVER

    And no, it's not the fact that it's been over a month since my last blog entry, though that's kinda bad, too.  The reason?  Busy, busy.  Back in school, still working a solid 40 a week and trying hard to stay on top of it all...

    Which leads me to admit there's not time for recreation or dating (or in my case, trying to find a date).

    All I really have time for is the occasional cyber chat and a bit of frigging before I drop into bed, exhausted. 

    Which leads me to last weekend.

    I found a girl online (Asian, raised in Canada, living in Southeast Asia) who's real cool and sexy.  I chatted with her a few times before last weekend.

    When I got home from work that night I drank a beer with my uncle at dinner, drank another on the sofa watching TV and then had a gin and tonic before heading to my room.  I don't drink very often and I'm not too big physically so it hit me pretty good.  I was flying and feeling good when I went online and found my new pal.

    Well, one thing led to another and we were cyber-bating to an awesome fantasy we cooked up.  Naked except for my undershirt and socks, wet as Niagara Falls, drunk enough to feel horny and uninhibited.  It was awesome.  

    But then...

    I had a dream where I was in an old house and there was something big pounding on the walls.

    The very next thing I knew, it was bright.  Sunlight coming in my window.  My uncle, gingerly grabbing my shoulder and shaking me awake, telling me to get up and get ready for work.  

    I came to.

    And yes, I had fallen asleep on my floor.  Naked except for my undershirt.  I'd slept through my alarm.  The pounding in my dream was my uncle banging on my door.  

    And after he'd knocked and not roused me, he came in.  And saw me, legs open, pubes matted with dried pussy juice, labia toasty warm in the morning sunlight.  

    O.... M..... G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

    Plus of course my neck was stiff and I had a whanger of a headache.

    He played it cool, and I played it cool. But still it took a couple of days for things to feel "normal" again.  He's seen me naked before (camping and very occasionally around the house) so it's not like it's unprecedented, but certainly never like that.

    I'm sure this'll give a lot of you good wank material, which is why I'm telling you.  Plus it's therapeutic.  Might as well use an embarrassing moment for something good, right?

    Hope to have more to report (better stuff) next time, whenever that turns out to be.

    Later.

     
      Posted on : Oct 3, 2010
     

     
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    Saint-Bull
    Saint-Bull's profile
    Comments: 5,310
    Commented on Oct 23, 2010
    Hi, Minheex! Wow--that's a funky situation. But it sounds like you made it through. :) ...........

    ............But this? Holy Fucking Shit: "legs open, pubes matted with dried pussy juice, labia toasty warm in the morning sunlight." Not only am I jakking my Bone to that image (right_now) it's so *poetic*!

    Cheers,
    Dick Helmet/St.Bull
     
    prodder
    prodder's profile
    Comments: 41
    Commented on Oct 9, 2010
    hey, sounds awsome, i have some stories sorta little different too, maybe i will let you in on them one day??
    love to see them matted pussy soaked pubes by theway!
    later XXX
     
    kiki babe
    kiki babe's profile
    Comments: 63
    Commented on Oct 9, 2010
    hey babe been worried id of missed all your blogs, we haven't had a chat in a while :[ i been busy too, hope we get chance sometime soon...

    and if its any consolation, kinda the same thing happened to me lol.

    About a week ago i was playing my ps3 sat in bed in just my knickers when i suddenly found myself waking up outside my bathroom...But worst thing is my (Pervy) stepdad n his (really pervy) friends were here and came up to investigate the banging sounds...luckily my mum was running a bath and was there to help me, she said i just came walking out my bedroom and passed out and hit my head on the door jamm...so i was just laid there with only my arm to cover my breasts...it was scary to be honest though as i wouldn't of normally left my room topless unless really late at night n i cant remember movin :[

    hope that made you feel better/less embarrassed
     
    Gyroscopic
    Gyroscopic's profile
    Comments: 183
    Commented on Oct 3, 2010
    Ah, one of those "excuse me while I crawl under a rock" moments, but that must have been an awesome cyber session, oh to have been a fly on your wall! Hope you become better acquainted with her in the future as pen friends (you know what I mean?! ;D).
    I hope school is going well for you, I have no doubt that you'll excel in whatever you put your mind to. Good luck and stay sweet x
     




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