If you’d like me to produce a fake for you, please read ALL of the following:

Fakes (or at least good ones) take time and effort; while it’s gratifying when someone appreciates your work, I don’t actually enjoy producing fakes, at least not to the extent that others on this site do.  I have been producing fakes primarily out of boredom, and because I hate turning down requests. 

I have been doing my best to make at least one fake for every person who’s requested them, but I can’t keep up, and lately, I’ve been feeling like my efforts have been taken for granted by some. 

Therefore, I’m instituting some easy and straightforward guidelines to follow when requesting fakes; if you can’t be bothered to read and follow them, I can’t be bothered to devote an hour or so to working on a fake for you.  This also applies to thank you's; don't neglect to thank me for work I've done and expect me to do any more for you in the future.

1.        GIVE ME SPECIFICS – My fakes turn out as well as they do because I don’t shoehorn your photo onto a drastically different one.  In order to find a good match, I painstakingly sift through hundreds of photos, most of which are not organized, yet.  The more specific you can be, the less sifting I have to do.  Softcore?  Hardcore?  Interracial?  DP? BDSM?  etc.

2.       GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WORK WITH – The more good photos you can post for me to work with, the better.  Photos taken at different angles and different lighting conditions, and preferably at a decent resolution.  I’ll try to work with what you have, but a single photo taken with a phone in a dark room with half the subject’s face hidden behind a box while wearing sunglasses . . . no.  

3.       GIVE ME SOME APPRECIATION – A ‘thank you’ and a favorites add are sufficient, but if you’d really like to show me your appreciation (and displays of gratitude move your fakes to the top of the queue,) any of the following are appreciated:

-Source images for fakes (good photos I can use in future fakes)

-A nice nekkid photo of you (if you’re female) or your lady friend (if you’re not)