I decided to treat myself to a handjob today.  It used to be a favorite activity but I took a break for along time.  It's a great way for a guy with a embarassingly small cock to get some very personal attention from a gorgeous girl.

My handjobs of choice are served up at massage parlors.  Everyone knows why everyone's there.  There's no messing around. I get to pick the girl I want and I know that as long as I'm clean she's going to act like she's enjoying rubbing me down and eventually rubbing my little pecker.

For those who don't know, you go into a place you know to be "cool" and book a session, usually a half hour or hour, sometimes 45 min.  Depends on the place.  Then they do a lineup of girls.  Theoretically all the available girls come out and stand in front of you, and you pick one.  I say theoretically because I am certain that they are sitting in a back room with a tv set or computer screen where they can see the guy who came in, and where they will decide whether they're going to come out or not.  Call me paranoid, but I honestly think there are some girls who don't need the money bad enough to come out for just anyone.

I usually pick the chubbiest girl cause that's what I like.  This one, Casey she said, was about 5' tall and I'd put her at a very healthy 160lbs.  Short brown hair and a really cute face and smile that I coudln't help thinking of cumming all over.

She took me back to the room and offered me the use of the shower.  Guys, if you don't know, always use the shower.  I don't care if you just took one.  It sends a signal to the girls and helps the attitude if they know they're not going to run into dick cheese while they work.

I took a quick shower and washed my little penis very well.  As in, holding back the little foreskin I have left with the tips of two fingers so I can make sure that spot under the head is good and clean.  The shower is especially important for a small dicked man, because as I'll tell you in another post, we have a bit of a problem with pee dribble over our balls when we use the toilet.

I assumed the position, which, if you want to get what your after, is completely naked face down on the table.  If you put a towel over your ass they're gonna think you're a cop.  I'm kind of a fat guy but hey, I'm paying for this, so I just let it rip.

She came in and asked the usual, hard or soft, and poured some warm oil on my back.  She smelled great.  Light perfume and a bit of sweat which I like.  she rubbed my back for a minute and gave me the menu...$40 for topless, $60 for naked, $80 for a body slide, and $100 for a reverse.  I always opt for the body slide.  I love the feeling of getting oiled up and having a chubby girl slide her tits between my legs and over my back, my chest, cock, and generally feeling two warm mushy bodies presseda against each other.

She worked on my back and legs for about five minutes, getting me good and lubed.  Then she stood in front of me and dropped the camisole she was barely wearing.  What a gorgeous chest.  I was loving it.  Then she bent forward with her tits in my face, kind of giggling as she pushed down her panties.  At this point my neck is hurting from straining to look up, but what are you gonna do?  Then she took the bottle of oil, held it up over her tits, and gave a good squeeze.  I watched the it slowly drip over her nipples, and onto her belly as she started to rub it all over her body. 

My little cock started to stir. This is really important for a small dick guy.  We never want anyone to actually face our cock soft.  Some of us you'd be looking and think we didn't have one.  Mine can look anywhere like a really tiny cute version of a real cock (on a good day), or really big clit.

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