So I'm sitting here, smoking, playing with myself cuz I'm horny as shit, looking at a pic of Dads dick I found on his computer...chatting with a friend online, and he has an idea.

 He says I should ask my Dad to buy me a sex toy.  I thought about it for a while, and I think it might work.  Daddy buys me cigarettes, n lets me sip his n moms alcohol drinks. He's pretty kewl about stuff, he might buy me one!

 Must plan well!