Some of you may remember Diana Degarmo as the 16 year old girl who came in runner-up on the 3rd season of American Idol.  Well, now that she's legal, Diana's been performing in Hair on Broadway.  For those of you not familiar with the musical, it involves a full frontal nudity scene at the end of the first act.

 She's stripping completely buff on the stage, dancing and jumping around, and somehow the net is devoid of any pictures of this.  Hell, I can't even find any fakes of the girl.

 What gives?  How can a show go on for over a month and nobody ever snaps a picture with a cell phone?  Toy Story 3 was online within 3 hours despite all the security measures, the last Alkaline Trio album was pirated before it was even in stores, the 5th Twilight book was online incomplete before she even finished writing it, but we can't get one snapshot from the stage of an American Idol teen hottie.

 I need this chick naked.