I found a great new companion at work in a box of odds and ends in a cupboard in the office.  I was organizing and cleaning stuff out with my uncle and found this long paint marker... it's called "magic ink" and has writing on it in a few different languages.  It's red, but it's dried up.  But I wasn't going to use it to write with!  It's about 7" long, smooth metal body, about as thick as a finger.  I stuck it in my pocket and grinned for the rest of the evening.

The next day (yesterday) I got a chance to give it a whirl.  The crew came in early, went on a short install, came back, and we had an early lunch.  By now I was like, hit the fucking road, boys, you're gonna be late.  They finally left and I was alone and I pulled the marker out of my desk drawer where I'd stashed it.  

I knelt on the floor and pulled my pants and panties (cargo pants and fullback panties, dark blue... a lot of you guys seem really interested in exactly what I wear, even though I work in a warehouse and therefore it's not SEXY at all!)  I hit imagefap and started looking around a bit, warming up, reaching under my shirt and pinching and rubbing my nipples (I haven't talked about my tits a lot, mainly cuz I'm flat as a pancake, but my nipples are nice and real sensitive), running my hand over my butt (I like the curve I have), reaching between my cheeks to tickle my asshole with a fingertip.  I felt my pussy getting wet.  I love the "thick" and "heavy" feeling, love it just when I start to get wet, you can feel everything sort of "growing"... hard to describe.  Anyway then I started to rub my pussy lips and build up a little tension.  I reached into my backpack and got the little jar of vaseline and dipped the end of the marker in it, then lubed up my asshole.

It was hard to get in, at first.  The end is smooth, but it's blunt, almost squared off.  I slid a finger into my ass instead, working it, relaxing, and then I was able to slide the marker in.  It was incredible.  The metal felt cool, and I could feel exactly where it was inside me.  I pushed it in slowly, little by little.  I love the feeling of my asshole clenching onto something, and when that something is cool metal instead of something the same temp as your body you can really feel it.  I got it a little more than halfway in, a good way into my rectum, before I began to feel it in my gut, so I stopped there.   Sadly, no calls to make... :-)  I rubbed my pussy, played around my clit, slid a finger into my vag (so juicy today, a little thinner than usual), finger-fucked myself while I slid the marker in and out of my ass with the other hand.  Awesome.  The metal warmed up and soon I lost the awesome sensation.  I'm thinking I'll put it in the freezer before I start in the future.  Anyway, had a great orgasm.  I cleaned the marker up and thought about where to put it.  Since it's dried up I don't want anyone to throw it away, but I love it when the crew or my uncle handle stuff I've used to 'bate with... for the moment it's back in the back of my desk drawer. 

I got to use it again a little later online, having a masturbation session with a couple of guys from the 'fap.  This might be my new fave toy.

btw, someone asked me why I don't take a dildo to work.  Then they hopped offline before I could answer, but the answer is obvious.  I think.  If the guys find a sex toy in my desk, or say it falls out of my pack, what do I say then?  ;-P