I recently had a massive overhaul in my personal life which, although I’m not huge into discussing I will slightly mention and go over while I’m here. I find it difficult to relay this and vent it to my friends because they simply and plainly don’t understand. Yes, we may live in an age where it seems rare to find kids still living with both mommy and daddy and true to form only 2 of my bezzy buddys still have both at home. Most still live with mum, and one has a mum known locally as Muse. This is because she had such a huge reputation that people believe she has her own ‘super massive black hole’. Its ok to laugh.

To cut a long story short, the people I could lean on most ended up leaving and I had a huge massive blowout with my mother. So I now live in my partners house and yesterday was the icing on this big cake of loveliness. A huge row erupted over the phone and my mum pretty much proved she has suddenly decided to forget every piece of information she’s ever known about me. It’s fine though, I’m only her daughter, it’s not as if I’m supposed to feel wanted or anything or as if she’s meant to know things about me.

So in honour of this amazing feat I bring to you *fanfare* ta da da dah *fanfare*

The Evil Fairy Knowledge Test Quizzy Type Thing (patent pending)

I can guarantee some of my friends here on IF will get a higher score. So, if you feel like playing along at home just message me your answers and I’ll let you know how well you scored. Hell, if it gets popular I may even make some t-shirts. Also just so you know, the first three really obvious ones, my mum got wrong in the space of three minutes.

1) When is my birthday?
2) Due to the birthday, what star sign am I?
3) What is my favourite colour? [Its not purple...]
4) What is my favourite TV Show? [Clue: It’s an older British show]
5) What is my 2nd favourite TV Show? [Clue: It’s a US Show]
6) Name the actor who stars in both the above show. [Yeah, that gives it a tiny bit away]
7) Biscuits, name my favourite.
8) Whats my first name? [Spell it right!]
9) Whats my middle name? [It begins with an S]
10) What popular ‘girls drink’ do I detest? [Begins with a B]
11) Ricky Gervais is a comedy genius. Am I lying?
12) Doctor Who is amazing. Am I lying?
13) Currently, US import shows are much better than the UK. Am I lying?
14) Clash of the Titans is a great film. Am I lying?
15) I have a not so secret crush on Jesse Spencer. Am I lying?
16) I have a not so secret crush on Cheryl Cole. Am I lying?
17) I love Pokemon games. Am I lying?
18) Apple cider tastes awful. Am I lying?
19) Pear cider tastes awful. Am I lying?
20) I own four dildos, one vibrator and two strap-on harnesses. Am I lying?

21) Who is my favourite comedian?
22) Who is my favourite Python?
23) What colour is my DS?
24) What colour is my PSP?
25) What other gaming consoles do I own?
26) Tea or coffee?
27) Pepsi or coke?
28) WWE or TNA?
29) Heels or Flats?
30) Do you like me?

Yeah, that last question was too sappy but hey, its my set of questions.
Happy quizzing!

xEFx