elynne's blog Profile | Galleries | Favorites | Fanbase | Clubs | Comments | Blog The dive bar Last night, my task was to take a set of high cards only and go to a bar and have a handsome gentleman pick one. Whatever number it corresponded to was how many times i needed to be fucked in the ass and how many people i had to be a urinal for. He picked an ace, which is 13. I looked him straight in the eyes and said, "will you help me find 13 guys who will fuck me in the ass and piss in my mouth?" And he laughed and said, "honey, i'll fuck you in the ass right now" and I said "awesome! Then will you help me find 12 more guys?" He looked amazed, but said he would if he got my pussy after. Of course, i said yes. He took me in the bathroom and fucked my ass hard. i was in pain by the end of it. Then he put his cock almost down my throat and pissed, holding my head still. i swallowed it all and he told me to wait there. Within a few minutes, the line to the mens room was out the door, everyone coming to me and fucking my ass or mouth, pissing down my throat. i'm pretty sure i took more than thirteen, cause i was there doing nothing but drinking and being fucked for two hours. When i came out, the bartender gave me a free drink. He said he hasn't seen business like that in a while, and i'm welcome back as often as i'd like, and my drinks are always free. lol. I get to be the bars gimmick. lol.     Posted on : Apr 13, 2010     Add Comment fredge2k Comments: 283 Commented on May 15, 2010 So you got your ass fucked, got used as a urinal and get free drinks at the bar? Have you been back since?