I make personalized gooner captions.  

Not the soft, generic ones you find floating around for free. The kind that dig into your specific weaknesses, your triggers, your pathetic little habits, and turn them into something you can’t stop coming back to. Whether you’re a small, leaking mess who needs constant SPH mixed in or a bigger gooner who just wants to be locked deeper into the spiral, I write for both. 

The goal is the same either way: keep you stupid, keep you stroking, keep you coming back for more.

You’ll see a few examples of previous work on this page so you know exactly what you’re getting into. The rest stays private between me and whoever’s paying.If you want captions that are written specifically for you—your kinks, your weak spots, your exact level of desperation—you order through my Throne (linked on my college brat Twitter). That’s where the paid work lives. 

No free samples beyond what’s already posted. No endless negotiating. You pick what you want, you send, and I write something that sticks in your head longer than it should.

I’m the college brat who knows exactly how to keep a gooner leaking and brainless while she goes about her day.

If that sounds like what you’ve been looking for, you already know what to do.