The Missus relented on her desire to have a threesie and accused me of only fancying her if she brought a mate along which is bollocks. Left her sulking in bed yesterday but felt horny so headed back home and popped a bluey waiting for her to come home. Now the Missus is a dirty slut and the best way of getting her out of her sulks is to engage in slippery sex. The bluey was working wonders by the time she got home and she hurumphed as she saw me lying on the bed with a pretty impressive boner (by my standards). She lit a smoke and said she wasn't feeling "frisky" her words so I said "Well fair enough, why not help me out" (I'd been stroking my cock for about an hour and reckon if she touched it I'd shoot). Anyhoo, consummate professional that she is she put an ice cube in her gob and give me a lovely slippery and cold blow job. The Missus is very interested in my arse at present and getting into ass play like Vikings at a beer fest - if anything a little to hasty for my unyielding ring-piece. However, bit of lube and dildo goes in. Now I haven't made my mind up about this but I'm trying to get into it so that I can enhance my shemale encounters with some anal. What I really love though is that she pulls my cock back between my legs and milks it whilst tinkering with my bum. She carried on going after I splattered my load over her leg and I was freaking out. Turned the Missus over and used one end of a double-ender on her (the other end is meant for me but I'm not that brave yet!!!) Dunno if you've seen the video of Christine Young attacking her pussy until she squirts but I'm trying to get the Missus to squirt and she won't (any tips from any squirters) still hammered her to a froth and left her paralysed on the bed while I took my turn to clean off all the toys. A lovely Valentine afternoon of dirty slippery, if not a little painful (LOL) sex. Happy Days - STILL NO FUCKING THREESIE THOUGH!