When my wife left me for the mailman I would have been heartbroken if not for my daughters. They proposed a little revenge. With the help of one of their friends we would shoot a porno and send it to the heartless bitch. My favorite part is undoubtedly when I'm doing Piper from behind and holding her up as she gives the camera 2 middle fingers and says "Fuck you mom! Have fun with that limp dick mailman because we'll be taking care of daddy from now on ya' fucking hag!".