Firstly, I've allowed my old man to publish pictures of me on here.

 I am not the sort of woman who spreads her legs, or her arse.

 Maybe a 'nip slip' or nipples poking through a tee shirt, is more of a turn on.

 I've sunbathed topless, my old man sent has sent pictures to readers wives magazine, I don't think they used them...they're boobs for fuck sake.

 I'm faithful, but my old man wants to see me shagged while he watches, probably with a mug of tea, boring old fart...

 or photographed topless by somebody else.  Again with a mug of tea....

 He also said that I would have been a good stripper, that remains to be seen.

 maybe We're just fucking boring... 

if anyone has a good wank over one of my pictures please let me know, or any fantasy you may have.