Since I can remember, I have always wanted to suck my own cock. Sadly, I have never been flexible enough or big enough to do it. However, that hasn't stopped me from trying. 

I was very creative and always trying different ways to eat my own cum.  When I was young (20's) and married to my first wife, I craved my own cum and was blessed with constant boners and lots of cum. My wife, Debby, was not into sex and didn't ever suck me off. So, I was always looking for relief. One night, after she was asleep, I got up and started masturbating. I propped my legs on the wall and shot my cum right into my mouth. That's when Debby walked in. She was appalled and a little amused. She thought she was being mean to me by telling me I needed swallow all my cum if I wanted to stay married. Of course, I obeyed. The next day I didn't wait. As soon as she walked in the door from work, I stripped, started masturbating in front of her and propped my legs on the wall as before, pointing my hard cock right at my mouth. Without waiting, I shot my load into my open mouth and devoured it. 

She told me I was sick and needed help. She said if she ever caught me doing it again, it was over. The next day, I did it again and it was over. It was one of the best days of my life. I devoured my cum in front of her and she left.  I've loved eating my cum ever since.