I have a dream. I want to hang a map of the world on the wall and mark spots on it. But not the places I’ve been to. I want to mark the spots where I face-fucked the most beautiful girl around. 

But this map won't be very practical. In coming days, I could write an app where I can mark the places on the map and include the girl's contact information so I can message her and return. And I'll only give access to the app to my closest friends.

Sounds good