7/3/2026: So I was out at the pool yesterday with a couple of my much younger friends, three gals and a guy that I met several months ago. They were all talking and giggling like 30-year-olds and one of Gals asked me if I knew what catching print meant. I had no idea and told her I didn't. The other two gals were laughing like crazy and over the next couple of minutes they explained how this new TikTok fad was about shaming and objectifying men by checking out their packages and rating them as payback for all the objectifying women have always endured. Cheching print meant checking out the front of guys's pants and then rating them from a to D. They couldn't stop laughing while she explained that it was all about the apex. As she was talking I knew exactly where she was going with it and all I could think about was how my little pud just sticks straight out. I'm not big enough to hang down at all and I know the outline of my little cock head shows pretty well through the shorts I usually wear and I'm laying next to them on a chaise lounge in my usual thin gym shorts. So she tells me that depending on where the apex of the crotch bulge was they would rate an A as a little shorty and a D as a low hanging well endowed bulge. I was loving and cringing at the same time because these three young ladies are the same ones I've been most comfortable around to be free balling in my gym shorts and bathing suits around for a couple months now. They are all fit and very open about sex discussions when I'm around so it's been hot for me in a very friend zone Beta sort of way. When the giggles died down I replied that I was probably an A+ and she looked at the other two and said "or minus". I loved it. Anyway, so beware men ( or bois) apparently it's ok for women to be openly rating and humiliating us A minuses. HEAVEN

PS I wonder if my butt plug was printing from behind......