What's the biggest lie you ever put on your CV?

 

Mine was "assertiveness".

 

To avoid just talking the talk and to stay on theme for this site, here's a quick example.

Back in my university days, once or twice a week my girlfriends and I would meet at one of their houses to study together. Her brother was often home. He usually stayed shut in his room, but every now and then he’d come out, ask if we needed anything, grab snacks, and make us lattes. He seemed like a pretty cool guy.

 

One day, completely by accident, I found out why he was so eager to make us coffee.

 

He was secretly jerking off into the milk.

 

More than once. So there we were, laughing, chatting, and casually sipping his cum without having a clue.

 

I never told anyone about it. To this day I’m not even sure if I was more scared or ashamed. It’s hard to explain now.