So Fortnite is really cooking with these new Battle Pass skins for Chapter 7: Season 3. Yeah I am talking about Dylan’s bikini top and ass-hugging shorts. They know exactly what they’re doing, and I’m here for it. It’s the hottest, sexiest skin there is, and they made it free if you bought the Battle Pass in the first week (or have Crew membership).

She’s so finely proportioned. And the specific style they made available, Gold Huntress, is just, like, peak. That style is the only one where there is a fine dusting of gold on her skin that makes it glow just so. As someone who is familiar with the shimmer in some kinds of makeup, I loved this attention to detail.

And all the reasons I love sexy Fortnite skins are there in the movement and lighting. I recently upgraded to a Playstation 5, and I’m telling you, Dylan’s Gold Huntress skin is making me so happy. It goes beyond delight at her subtle boob jiggle physics, a departure from recent static tittie policy. When Fortnite simulates that late day sun through the trees and it plays across her skin and golden locks of hair, oooooh it makes me hop up and down and girly clap. I also like going indoors with her and putting her right underneath an overhead light. It’s made me fall in love with all my emotes again, old and new. “Supermarket” and “Touch” are so cute, and in both there’s a little butt bounce part that drives me wild. “15 Minutes” is also a great gyrating butt emote that highlights the golden short shorts.

Dylan’s got just a little bit off about the eyes, an uncanny valley thing, so I just slap the shades on her. And of course I am not a tats girl, so I am so happy you can turn them off on her torso and limbs, it’s so customizable. The only one I kept is the golden bird on her left arm, that’s fire.

I am pretty excited about Heatwave PJ too. She’s showing a lot of leg and of course has a cute crop top. My lesbian mouth is salivating. Haven’t earned enough levels to unlock her yet, but I am enthused. And I beyond psyched that both Dylan and PJ will have Super Styles as well.

Fortnite’s been really killing it with the skins lately. I mean, the Overwatch skins were cute and nicely done around the tits and asses. And I admit to enjoying some D. Va and Mercy lesbian CGI porn from time to time, so putting them in my Fortnite locker is on paper a dream come true. But I guess I don’t like D. Va’s redesign as much as the original. So I might actually use a return ticket on the Overwatch bundle I bought and conserve my V-bucks for more sexy emotes for Dylan =)

What I’m talking about recently are some new top picks for me, namely FUCKING adorable Esme the heart themed anime-girl, and delicious Dee the ice cream shop roller girl.

Esme’s got the best eyes in the whole game, and if you zoom in to those green beauties, they are ACTUALLY heart shaped pupils. So she's my Go To when I want to appreciate saucy facial expressions and winks on some of the emotes. And she’s got some ass meat in her jean shorts, OMG so curvy, with a tight exposed riff.

Dee is also mid-riff baring, but her highlight is those damn legs that go on forever. I love looking at her from behind, yes there’s a long cute blonde ponytail (that I think they took right off of Helsie) bouncing around alluringly, but really the main event is her lovely thighs with knees wrapped in kneepad straps and her fuck-me roller skate boots. And a beautiful ass to boot. Shiver.

So I was already happy, when they gifted me Dylan, who is an absolute dream from behind. Her hair has great physics, with several articulated locks of golden beyond-blondness slipping sensuously over each other. And you can totally fantasize about the neat little stringy bow knot tying up her bikini top. A torso to die for, a true Queen. A rockin' ass. Legs that are just right, skin glittering off her thighs with that subtle shimmer. All accessorized with a chain link belt, cute golden heels and shiny fingerless gloves. I’m in heaven.