My ex-wife knew about my penchant for kinky sex (femdom and verbal humiliation), but sadly I never got up the nerve to tell her about my smoking fetish. From time to time she would indulge me by jerking me off while I looked at Cruella magazines and tell me what a tiny, useless dick I had. I always came so hard in those instances. But this would all pale in comparison with what transpired one night after she returned from a 2-week business trip.

It was the middle of winter and she had cabbed home from the airport. She came in the front door wearing a puffy ski jacket pulling her suitcase behind her. She had a wry smile on her face and was obviously itching to tell me something. "I have a surprise for you", she whispered in my ear as she gave me a peck on the cheek. She pushed me into the bedroom and backwards onto the bed. She opened her suitcase and took out four velvet handcuffs. My dick pulsated in anticipation. She quickly, and quite adeptly, secured my hands to the headboard and my ankles to the footboard. "Don't go anywhere darling, I'll be right back", she laughed, turning off the bedroom light as she left.
It seemed forever that I waited there, alone in the dark, my heart and my cock throbbing in unison thinking about what was going to happen.

All of a sudden, the bedroom door swung open and all I could see was a silhouette in the doorway, and oh my word what a sight it was. There stood my ex, wearing an outfit that I can only describe as exhilarating. She turned sideways in the doorway so I could take in the full effect of her amazing profile. She stood there menacingly, with her leather gloved hands on her hips. On her head she wore a black-leather biker's cap and mirrored sun glasses. Her legs were adorned with fishnet stockings, fastened to a garter. On her feet were 6" black patent leather stiletto heels and a giant black strap-on hung from her waist. She unbuttoned and pulled open her tight black leather jacket to reveal the most enormous tits I had ever seen. I was mesmerized by this visage before me. "Like what you see, honey?", she cooed. "I got some new tits!" She just stood in the doorway, gyrating her hips and thrusting her cock seductively. I had never been hornier in my life than I was at that moment, but that was soon to change.

Just then, the doorbell rang. My wife told me to hold my horses and that she'd be right back. I couldn't imagine that she would answer the door dressed like she was, but I heard the door open and her say "Well hello, come on in". Her stilettos clicked as she strutted down the hall toward our bedroom. Could her special surprise also include one of her friends? My cock twitched wondering who it might be.
When she appeared in the doorway, she was standing beside one of her gay, male friends from work. My stomach sank and my cock became limp. What the fuck is going on, I thought. My wife spoke up. "I thought maybe you'd be interested in experimenting, so I asked Brian over to play", she said, smiling evilly. "No!" I answered sternly as Brian eyed my cock and started stroking his bulge through his pants. "Yes, darling", she smiled. "You don't think you're gay, do you? Of course if you were, I'd have to find another man to satisfy me sexually. But I can see by the state of your cock that you couldn't possibly be gay. On the other hand, if you were to get an erection in Brian's company, that would make me think otherwise."

What was she up to I thought, trying not to think about how incredible she looked. Then she threw a leather case at Brian and ordered him to open it. Brian did so and extracted a long white cigarette which he placed in her cruel, sneering lips. She placed her hands on her hips and stared at me while he lit the cigarette. No longer could I resist her. My cock sprang forth and I bucked my hips wildly trying to hump the air in vain. She laughed arrogantly, grabbed Brian's head and shoved his mouth onto my engorged dick. "Suck him off, faggot", she said, the cigarette bobbing up and down as she spoke. She got behind him and ripped off his pants. "Open that fucking asshole, faggot" she said, thrusting her huge member deep into his loose man-cunt.

"I guess this does make you gay, honey", she said seductively. "You had no idea I knew about your smoking fetish, did you? From now on I'll be fucking men with big cocks and smoking. You'll watch that, won't you dear?" As I nodded, she tilted her head back and sneered ever so seductively. My cock exploded in Brian's mouth with the most powerful orgasm I have ever felt.