But, let's see if I can still remember them. The dogs are going to be the hardest. And, obviously I'm not going to reimburse the chicken names. Most didn't even have one. I do know the name of the angry rooster that chased me all over the damn place. Red! Mean ass little shit! Him and a few of his chicken bitches seemed to hate me and wanted to peck my eyes out.

Let's start with the bulls and cows. He had one old bull named, Boss! He was timid to be so big. He did have a temper. And, the skinniest, longest... Tongue! Let's say tongue! Not that that sounds good either!

The female cows were called, Stupid and Dumbass! He kept them for milk and breeding. I learned more than any girl should ever know about the milking process. Up close and personal!

You had the three stupid male donkeys named, Joker, Brainless and Vern. One poor female that kept them worked up to a very scary level. Swinging mini monsters! Her name was, Bimbo.

Then you have the miniature pony version of a puppy mill. It was bad! I don't remember the names of them all. He sold most of the females, but kept all the makes to stud and breed the couple of females he kept. He did go through a few from what I can only call... Over breeding?! But, the last two that were there the longest were names, Fucktard and Skank. Yeah?! His female names where horrible!

There is no way I can name off all the males. He had more than 20. I always felt bad for them. They were all cramped in a small muddy pin. It was horrible! I was the one that had to clean it, and then before he took them to stud so people didn't know they lived in their one filth. Trust me, you clean that pin nude in heavy chains. When you're done, you'll be grossed out and feel bad for them too. So gross! I hated it!

I do remember some of the ones that stuck out. Especially, the ones that were, and became very aggressive towards me. Those little moody assholes were named, Dick, Hank, Grumpy, Brock, Zuse, Ash, Romp, Jaws and worst of all, R.J.. Named after some old porn star. Jaws was very pleasant either! He got his name because he liked to nip at everyone. Including me! Ever been bit on the ass by a small horse? Yeah?! It still fucking hurts. I can tell you, tits are no better. But, arms, thighs, back .. it all fucking hurts.

There was some sweet ones too! Like, Opie, Lightning, Crum, Mole and Trader. Mole was my favorite. He liked to cuddle and was always sky, skittish and gentle. He was definitely the outcast from the bunch.

He had two male horses he got ripped otf on. Fake papers, but he kept them and bought a small pony. Breeds her, sakes them cheap. It was but he does make something off of it. And, he liked keeping the males around for other reasons. He just added another make when I took off I think he named, Dallas. He was still young when I took off.

I couldn't tell you the name of the goats. He had a few females and 3 males. The males were named, Fire, Gruff and Billy. I really don't know if the females had names. He did repeatedly call them, Stupid. But, not sure that was actually their name. I tried to stay away from the goats and only got near them when my uncle made me. The males were mean.

The hogs I unfortunately got to know too well. Made cleaning their pins really difficult. They were extremely and violently aggressive. Escaping a couple of them was impossible. I hated and feared them, but was forced to... Take good care of them! Always muddy and gross to go with everything else wrong with it all.

The one or two females never stuck around long, so I never got to know them and don't think they had a name. I got close to one name, Pigface. She got... Let's say, she was attacked by the males and I was forced to... Eat her afterwards! Cooked of course! I never got close to another. Unfortunately, I had to get to know the males, face to face, sort of, and it was fucking scary.

Those names I won't forget! Brut, Chops, Bill, Killer, Bebop, Grinch, Tusk, David-Ray, Kennedy, Heidnik and Razorback. Who was huge, ugly, smelly and freaking scary and mean. After a while, all of them were just aggressive and mean when it came to me. All the animals got aggressive, almost! There was a couple like, Mole.

Don't even get me started on the insane number of dogs he had. All huge males! All scary and extremely aggressive. That only got worse the more I was ... Around them! He kept them to run the property and keep the coyotes away. He got a little carried away and... Had some fucked up ways with them. Much like the female hogs, I didn't bother getting close to the female dogs. They breed, fight and eventually disappear and be replaced, or worse! For some reason, he only believed the males were worth keeping for guard dogs. Said the females were week. But, he had other reason too I think. I know!

So, let's see if I can get them all without forgetting any. Dozer, Satan, Bundy, Kurt, OJ, Chunk, Humphrey, Arnold, Honker, Frddy, Cujo, Donald, Vlad, Sam, Quincy, Myers, Tank, Cheater, Rocket, Adolfo, Stinky, Grizzly and the biggest, nastiest, meanest, scariest one that ran them all, Murphy! The kneck biting asshole that taught the others all to be assholes too. Maybe he didn't exactly teach them, but he didn't help with their attitude towards me.

I think that's all of them. Knowing me, I remember another after I post this. But, even all these years, I spent so much time with the animals and in his farm, I can still remember almost all their .. wait, I forgot Hooch! Any fucking way! Now I think that's it!

 

If my uncle can have them in his tiny farm, I should have plenty of room for just as many. Though, I don't know if I want as many, or all of them. Like, the bulls and cows! Goats?! I'm scared of hogs now! Maybe more dogs just cause the size of the property and I would rather large aggressive dogs I know, than coyotes. It all depends on what I can afford to take care of.

 

Oh, and Grimace and Luke! Now I think that's it!