"Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied." - Peter Parker

     I'm honestly not sure if anyone actually reads the blogs on this site. I've been ghosting here forever, and only now decided to join. Why? To save and organize my favorite pics somewhere other than my PC or laptop. Anyway, in all that time I don't believe that I've ever read anyone's blog. I mean, I come here to search for hot pics and then get-off, and I assume that  probably describes most of you. But I'm a wannabe writer and I used to blog quite a bit, so I figure this is as good a place as any to jot down my thoughts while I wait for my dick to get hard again.  

     Most of my posts will be brief. Even if someone is interested in my rambling sexual thoughts, I doubt that they want War and Peace. So here goes...

     This first post is a "Get to know me". Like my name says, I like it all. Okay, maybe not everything, but "I_like_a_lot_of_stuff" isn't really a catchy username. So what do I actually like? Read on!

     Until a few years ago I would've described myself as a "straight" guy. But it became more and more clear that it's a bit more complicated than that. How do you fantasize about sucking a black dick and call yourself straight? Sure I like women. Scratch that. I love women. I have zero desire to be in a relationship with a guy. I may wanna suck his cock or get fucked in the ass by him (If he's black. More on that in a sec), but I don't want to Netflix and chill with him. So what do I like and why do I like it?  

     I love well-built, handsome, dominant black men. This is my number one turn-on. He doesn't even need to be naked for me to get aroused and jerk-off to a picture of him. That said, if he's got a big, thick and veiny black dick swinging between his muscular thighs, so much the better. It was when I started to really give in to my desires for black men that I set aside my "straight" moniker. The world doesn't know this. By all appearances I'm a heterosexual man. Not exactly Alpha, but definitely not Beta. Now do I find other types of men attractive? No. White/Asian/Latino/other guys don't turn me on at all. Well, okay, I have started to get into twinks, but that's with me as the top. Butt-fucking or getting my cock sucked by a cute younger (legal aged!) guy does get me hard of late. 

     I also love Shemales/Ladyboys/Traps/Cross-Dresers Et al. But here I prefer White. As much as I love the idea of a fat Black cock, I don't get turned on when it's hanging from a Shemale. I do find Asian and Latino Shemales attractive as well. I like a big "clitty" flopping while they ride reverse cowboy, but a cute little nub is oaky too, and I'm perfectly okay with an Alpha gurl fucking my ass. My preference with all of these categories, save for a Cross-Dresser, is a Trap rather than a surgically enhanced gurl with crazy boobs, inflated lips and the like, but I don't draw a hard line there. It just depends on the gurl. As I said, I also love a sexy Cross-Dresser. They don't have to be %100 passable, as there's something about being able to tell that they're a "sissy" that's a huge turn-on, but I don't like some dude with just a wig, no makeup and five o'clock shadow mumbling "Hey, sexy." with a voice deeper than mine. 

    Femdom is also a big turn-on. Thinking about a dominant woman having her way with me is very hot. I don't have a lot of boundaries when it comes to my fantasies. Pegging and spitting are totally on the menu. Pissing on me? Sure. Humiliation? Everything save for exposure. I want to be called names and have my dick and body made fun of. CBT (Cock ball torture) is not something I'm into, though. I'm kinda gonna need those, or at least I hope that I will. In the case of the Domme, I have a wide variety that I find hot. Black, White, Asian, Latina are all sexy to me. I like all body types as well. A bigger woman physically dominating me is a turn-on, but so is a smaller woman having her way with me. 

     Then of course there's women. Like I said, I love women. They're all that I crave romantically and believe me, I love them sexually as well. Here again I like a very wide variety. I like a petite, nerdy type of girl. Glasses, short hair. But I also like a BBW. I used to be into MILFs, but now that I'm (almost) 52, MILFs are just the women that I date, lol. But a GILF? Oh yeah. A woman in her mid-sixties and up with a rockin' body makes my dick harder than Algebra. I do get turned on by younger women, but it's not a big fetish of mine. I certainly don't have any interest in a romantic relationship with them. I work with many younger women in their 20s, and let me tell you, the juice ain't worth the squeeze to me.

    So, that went on for quite a bit longer than I'd intended, but it was necessary to really describe who I am and what I like. I'm not really a "chat" kinda person, but I am perfectly fine with DM's if you want to ask a question, comment on a blog of mine or a comment that I made or just sorta have a back and forth exchange about a topic. I'm definitely not looking for a relationship or a hook-up. No picture exchanges and the like. I'm mostly a regular, though I can be very busy during the week and only dip in on weekends when it's time to let off some sexual steam, so replies may take a while. 

     If you made it this far, thank you for reading this, feel free to leave a comment and I hope this finds you well.