I was out drinking with my girlfriends over the weekend, and on the way home I called a taxi. At the end of the ride, I realized I had left my bag at the bar. The taxi driver got angry and said he wasn't going back there, and then he said something like, "I didn't bring you back for free because of your pretty eyes, but maybe because of your pretty mouth."

 What happeend already happened after this first more times.