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"Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse, "I'm a professional. In
over twenty years, I've never laughed at a patient."
"OK then," said Bob and he proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the smallest little male part the Nurse had ever seen.
In length and width it was almost identical to an AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to surpress a giggle,
but it just came out.
Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's male part,
tiny as it was, she composed herself as well as she could.
" I am so sorry," she spluttered, "I don't know what came over me.
On my honour, as a Nurse and a lady, I promise that will never
happen again. Now tell me what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
She ran out of the room.
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