Mum is thinking about becoming full time agricultural cow.

she is working up to commiting but she will still have me... 

 The Promise and Creed Hu-Cow

The Hu-Cow attributes

1. Admit the need
2. Research the meaning
3. Understand the commitment
4. Accept the full exposure
5. Enjoy the herd
6. Love the regular milking
7. Be proud of your Farm
8. Do as your Farmer asks
9. Work on your milking capabilities
10. Conversion day and re-naming as cow