You absolutely mustn't miss Oktoberfest in Munich. Locals call the event "Wiesn," which simply means that it used to be a meadow where a few innkeepers served beer and there were some carousels for entertainment. Today it's quite different; the beer halls are as big as airplane hangars and packed to the rafters. And the rides are state-of-the-art.

I'm relatively lucky; I only have about 10 minutes to drive to Oktoberfest. I'm there every evening for two weeks, and let me tell you, there are so many hot girls there, you can't help yourself, you have to pick one up.

My penis, at least, never had to go unemployed.

I was on my way home, several liters of beer had disappeared into my stomach, and I desperately needed to pee. Then someone on the other side of the small side street where I live called out: "Hey Luggi, old chap. Old friend and womanizer! You're only ever seen when there's something to drink!"

Gerhard was a former colleague of mine. He had a squeaky-clean blonde with massive tits in his arms, who made my eyes pop out of my head.

"Hello Gerhard! Where did you get that beauty?" I nodded towards the blonde.

"She is a workmate of mine and we visited the Oktoberfest together with the colleagues. She was sitting at the table next to me and our friends had suddenly disappeared, so she was alone."

"Hey man, they should not do things like that!"

“Exactly, I was able to quickly convince her that we should do something together.”

“Yes,” she interjected, “But first I really need to pee, the beer and champagne need to come out.”

"Come with me, it's only 10 minutes or so."

"I can't take it anymore," complained the little girl, "I'm already leaking."

Gerhard laughed, "Then let it run, it's dark!"

"Do you think?"

“Sure,” I said, “I’m under immense pressure too. Come on, join in.”

All three of us peed our pants.

"Now you're really wet," said Gerhard, grabbing the blonde woman between the legs.

"Not wet enough for your dick, you old pig"

I hugged her and asked, "What's your name?"

"Erika".

"Erika, you're the hottest fuck from here to Hamburg. I think we should celebrate that today, my dick agrees."

We were now at the house where I live and I unlocked the front door

Erika looked over the fence and saw 2 boys and 2 girls fucking like crazy.

"The condom probably breaks on one or two of them when they're having sex so frantically," she grinned.

"Do you need condoms?" I asked her.

"No, you can take me bare."

"Pill?"

"I'm not taking it, I'll push you out before you cum!"

That was great! I really felt like getting some chick pregnant today!

We were upstairs in my apartment.

"Gerhard, grab a beer and make yourself comfortable. I'll show Erika my castle."

I put my arm around her waist and pushed her into the bedroom. Then I reached under her dirndl skirt and pulled her panties down to her knees. She ripped off her top and stood half-naked before me, her huge breasts on full display.

I was hard, wow. I threw her back onto the bed and tried to penetrate her, but she couldn't spread her legs wide enough because her panties were hanging down to her knees. So I simply ripped them apart.

“Are you crazy…” she grumbled, “you can’t just tear my panties… My boyfriend checks on me when I get home…”

I penetrated her and she became tame.

"Does he also control how much I shoot into you?"

I fucked her fast and hard, and her breath came in gasps. "Faster!" she moaned, screaming and squealing.

Gerhard must have heard that in the kitchen and came in to investigate.

"You old pig," he shouted, "You can't just fuck the girl like that!"

He pulled me back, my penis slipped out of her and at that exact moment I ejaculated my full load onto her wide open pussy.

I hadn't had sex and didn't masturbate all day and was accordingly horny.

Her dirndl skirt was torn, and she had semen on her face and stomach.

But now it started. I pushed Gerhard aside and threw myself on top of her again. My erection lasts longer with such a creamy cake like her. I pushed my dick into her again, trying to keep the cutie warm. She gasped and cried out.

Then she let out a few sharp cries and ejaculated. I'd never experienced anything like it. I wanted to check and slowed down.

"Don't stop, don't stop," the blonde moaned. "Faster, even faster." I rammed my penis in again and again and soon I came again.

Then I pulled out and examined her pussy. “Completely wet! I smelled it, that wasn’t vaginal fluid.”

"You crazy bitch, you peed in the bed."

She turned this way and that, “I feel so sick.”

Then her body jerked and she vomited.

Over her clothes and into my bed. She waved her arms: "Let me out, let me out, I need t the toilet." She slid out of bed. But then she lost control of her bowels and she pooped like crazy. A lot of shit gushed out of her ass. "I'm sorry," she wailed, "I couldn't hold it anymore."

She fell back into bed and slid completely into the shit and vomit.

"Now you can fuck me again, that's how I like it!"

Gerhard stood beside her, jerking off like hell. He groaned like a horse and, with a shudder, sprayed his semen all over the girl as she writhed in her shit and vomit.

“Sooo cool…!” he gasped.

I grabbed Erika by the arm and dragged her off the bed.

“I don’t want a vomit-covered slut…” and pushed her out the front door.

"You can't just throw me out like that!" she wailed, and defecated again, this time liquid. The brown liquid ran down her thighs and stained her white knee socks.

"No...!" she screamed, and then she peed herself. "What am I supposed to do...?"

I pulled her back into the apartment and staggered with her into the bathroom. There I pushed her into the shower.

"Get dressed up!"

But Gerhard was sitting on the toilet and, at the sight of Erika, he was getting an erection again.

"You're turned on by everything!" I smirked.

“Definitely a fuck…”

He took off his clothes and squeezed into the shower stall with Erika. She was huddled under the warm spray. Gerhard turned off the shower and pulled her up. He pushed her against the wall, spread her thighs, and started to fuck her. He thrust hard, and the girl moaned and whimpered. Then she doubled over and, coughing, vomited again.

"You're doing a really nice job...!" I called out to the two of them.

"Hopefully she won't poop in the shower now!"

But it happened. With a brown gush, her bowels emptied themselves again with a gurgling sound.

Gerhard continued fucking her relentlessly until he came with a cry and ejaculated, twitching, into Erikas's cunt.

He pulled his penis out of her and watched, fascinated, as his sperm ran out of her pussy.

“Man, I was under fire again…” he muttered.

Erika leaned against the shower wall and slowly slid to the floor. I turned the shower back on and let her lie in the warm rain. The water slowly washed away the remains of her excrement.

“We got her pregnant… I’m sure of it!” said Gerhard.

"Reckless, going without the pill!"